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Ass rash that Keeps appearing after 2 hours of hotbutt sex
Babe i think i have Kgotso
Kgotso by Brother Marley May 20, 2021
A gay dude who wrestles and has no clue about current or past events.
Hey Kotson, Your wife wants to Netflix and Chill, is that cool with you?
Kotson by Gay Frank January 29, 2016
Khotso is the name for a guy who is perfect. All Khotso's are the most gentleman-like guys there are, they are unbeliveably sensitive and overall super lovable and make the best boyfriends. Khotso is the kind of guy you just want to spend the rest of your life with.
Khotso, my boyfriend is the sweetest guy, all I want to do is see him all day.
Khotso by BlackPipi November 3, 2011

Kotso Glandi 

Kotso Glandi is the first black president of the Teilhaultschule II. He is also the king of Africa. The people in his land call him Captain Africa. Some of you may know Captain America and his shield. Kotso Glandi or Captain Africa has a blue stick. He uses it to fight against white people or train lions. He also hasnt drunk any water for about 15 years.
Omg, Kotso Glandi is mauros

kotsosphobia 

The fear of man buns.

Derived from the Greek word κότσος (kótsos)
My grandpa shit himself when he saw my man bun. He has kotsosphobia.

You must have kotsosphobia if you don’t like the actor Jason Momoa.

Used as a noun: That Brad wouldn’t hang out with my Steve just because he has a man bun. What a kotsosphobe.

Antonym: kotsosphile
kotsosphobia by MoMoSapien October 9, 2019

kotsopolous 

An unusually large and hairy man, often having mediterranean heritage, lacks coordination and often completes medical duties.
James: Oh man I would like a piece of the new kotsopolous in town, or his sister!
kotsopolous by 20inchdestruction August 25, 2010
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kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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