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Kowson
Kowson by Elo, Aloha, Nice November 8, 2018
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Kotso Glandi
Kotso Glandi is the first black president of the Teilhaultschule II. He is also the king of Africa. The people in his land call him Captain Africa. Some of you may know Captain America and his shield. Kotso Glandi or Captain Africa has a blue stick. He uses it to fight against white people or train lions. He also hasnt drunk any water for about 15 years.
Omg, Kotso Glandi is mauros
Kotso Glandi by Teilhauptschule boss May 31, 2020
Kotton Mouth Blow Job
noun; n: a particular fashion of blowjob that requires the blower to be high out of her proverbial mind. She/he must be so high as to have the symptom: kottonmouth, with said kottonmouth he/she must blow the blowie.
brosef: bro, i got me a kotton mouth blow job!
brohan: bro, no way that's dope!
brosef: I KNOW, RIGHT!
brohan: bro, no way that's dope!
brosef: I KNOW, RIGHT!
Kotton Mouth Blow Job by spock182 April 26, 2010
kotonk
Term to describe/address Nisei from the mainland United States, as opposed to buddha head for Hawaii Nisei.
It has several origin stories: "the sound of a mainland Nisei's head hitting the ground after a fight with a buddhahead, "the hollow sound made when a coconut hits the head of a mainland Japanese American, indicating an empty head," "the sound of a thump to a very hard or hollow head," "the sound made by coal being shoveled into pot-bellied stoves by these Mainland Japanese-Americans when they were assigned to housekeeping detachments at Army Posts," "the sound produced by the heads of two Mainland Nisei being knocked together." The term undoubtedly also derives in part from the Japanese language sound effect "koton" for a thumping sound. It is still used today.
It has several origin stories: "the sound of a mainland Nisei's head hitting the ground after a fight with a buddhahead, "the hollow sound made when a coconut hits the head of a mainland Japanese American, indicating an empty head," "the sound of a thump to a very hard or hollow head," "the sound made by coal being shoveled into pot-bellied stoves by these Mainland Japanese-Americans when they were assigned to housekeeping detachments at Army Posts," "the sound produced by the heads of two Mainland Nisei being knocked together." The term undoubtedly also derives in part from the Japanese language sound effect "koton" for a thumping sound. It is still used today.
The kotonks and buddha heads clashed with each other during World War II, but eventually learned to work together.
See where that Japanese boy stay? Drop one nut on his head and it going sound like "kotonk". Dat's wea da kine originate.
See where that Japanese boy stay? Drop one nut on his head and it going sound like "kotonk". Dat's wea da kine originate.
kotonk by Sapphire Eon April 16, 2019
Kotone
A gentle, beautiful, and highly dangerous woman. Someone who is soft but strikes with terrifying precision. Never around but always there to fix shit. Ominous, as if they could talk to spiders. Big mom energy, everyone either loves them or fears them. Highly likely to be a closet arsonist and a torture artist.
-Man the school bully's locker was just set on fire, did a Kotone finally come?
-Damn I want to meet her.
-Why are you not talking to Kotone? She's such a caring person. She baked me cookies.
-Sorry man, Kotone used to strangle me in a jiu jitsu chokehold in the parking lot for making my mom worry. I can't meet her without getting cold sweat.
-Damn I want to meet her.
-Why are you not talking to Kotone? She's such a caring person. She baked me cookies.
-Sorry man, Kotone used to strangle me in a jiu jitsu chokehold in the parking lot for making my mom worry. I can't meet her without getting cold sweat.
Kotone by xXx_scarletdevilsuccubus_xXx November 26, 2020
kitson
kitson by woozybuilder June 14, 2021
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