by AC September 17, 2003
Where you know your partner is going to return home soon (ideally with a friend/sister or even better her mum for real effect).
You get yourself ready and start beating the meat so your close to blowing, as you hear them come in the door you charge at them with the aim to blow your load over one of them, shouting kamikaze.
About 1 in 5 kamikaze attacks hit the enemy so you may need run multiple attacks or get some friends involved (this could be link to a kamakazied bukkake).
You get yourself ready and start beating the meat so your close to blowing, as you hear them come in the door you charge at them with the aim to blow your load over one of them, shouting kamikaze.
About 1 in 5 kamikaze attacks hit the enemy so you may need run multiple attacks or get some friends involved (this could be link to a kamakazied bukkake).
“I knew she had been shopping so would have her hands full when she walked in the door, I called to check she was near to increase the reps preparing for my final dive. On opening the door I kamakazied her hitting her in the middle region and ensuring to penetrate into her shopping bags. She left me but I like to think my fallen soldiers did not dry up in vein”
by Tricky Third Wank November 11, 2020
Complete and total idiocy. Incompetence at its best, A Kamakazie is usually a 13 year old cumputer nerd that sits on his PC all day staring at pictures of Jessica Alba in a sad attempt to get a boner.
This type of person is likely to call you a "n00b, noob or newb" on telentless (IMO) games such as CS (Includes CSS) and other games similar to it. This type of person is also likely to make lame jokes about your mother and lame things like that.
Generally avoid this person at all costs. Their sheer idiocy and relentless swarms if moronic messeges over Instant Messengers (Like AOL Instant Messenger or MSN) Is known to actually decrease your IQ by atleast 10 points. Although this can not be confirmed it is likely to happen.
This type of person is likely to call you a "n00b, noob or newb" on telentless (IMO) games such as CS (Includes CSS) and other games similar to it. This type of person is also likely to make lame jokes about your mother and lame things like that.
Generally avoid this person at all costs. Their sheer idiocy and relentless swarms if moronic messeges over Instant Messengers (Like AOL Instant Messenger or MSN) Is known to actually decrease your IQ by atleast 10 points. Although this can not be confirmed it is likely to happen.
by wacked_16 February 5, 2006
John found his dog betty sleeping with another retard so he shoved a pillow fresbie down his throat cutting off his oxygen and slowly killing him
by micky mouse June 3, 2003
by Cranberry Man March 26, 2010
Having sexual intercourse with a partner knowing that the partner has a sexually transmitted disease or has a very high chance of having an STD.
Eric: Hey Dawg, heard you had a sexual kamakazi with Jenny. You know that her vag is a stew pot of STD's. Your junk is gonna shrivel up and fall off now.
Jeff: Sorry Dawg, I just had to hit it....hehehehe
Jeff: Sorry Dawg, I just had to hit it....hehehehe
by Wild Dawk August 23, 2012
When you start jerking off right after you call your Mom, Dad, Brother, Sister, or Stepsister comes into the room and try to finish.
by StarryNick June 26, 2019