Kamakazied

Where you know your partner is going to return home soon (ideally with a friend/sister or even better her mum for real effect).
You get yourself ready and start beating the meat so your close to blowing, as you hear them come in the door you charge at them with the aim to blow your load over one of them, shouting kamikaze.

About 1 in 5 kamikaze attacks hit the enemy so you may need run multiple attacks or get some friends involved (this could be link to a kamakazied bukkake).

“I knew she had been shopping so would have her hands full when she walked in the door, I called to check she was near to increase the reps preparing for my final dive. On opening the door I kamakazied her hitting her in the middle region and ensuring to penetrate into her shopping bags. She left me but I like to think my fallen soldiers did not dry up in vein”

Kamakazied by Tricky Third Wank November 11, 2020

Kamakaze Fart 

A fart that is strategically placed in a room to target and deeply offend and stun certain individuals.
The farter has no fear of being found or ratted out; he has one objective, and that is to neutralize his target. This fart is often let in retaliation(ex girlfriend), to invoke fear and confusion or can be used to create a smoke screen while people break contact and leave the room.

Bro, see Helen over there with her new boyfriend, I am about to get her back for leaving me. I am heading in to let the Kamakaze Fart, if we dont speak again, it has been good to know you.

Kamakaze Fart by Goatoghillgary January 3, 2017

kamakaze 

Kamakaze, often spelled Kamikaze means "divine wind". It's the name originally given to the mighty Typhoon that destroyed an invading Mongol fleet in the 13th century. In WWII it was also associated with the suicide bombers, which made some people believe that it actually meant "divine death", but it does not.

kamakaze by Bram July 6, 2003

kamakazi burn 

A burn that you use to try and insult someone, that ends up insulting yourself.

Joey kamakazi burned himself when he accidently said he was gay in a burn

kamakazi burn by Cranberry Man March 25, 2010

Sexual Kamakazi 

Having sexual intercourse with a partner knowing that the partner has a sexually transmitted disease or has a very high chance of having an STD.

Eric: Hey Dawg, heard you had a sexual kamakazi with Jenny. You know that her vag is a stew pot of STD's. Your junk is gonna shrivel up and fall off now.

Jeff: Sorry Dawg, I just had to hit it....hehehehe

Sexual Kamakazi by Wild Dawk August 23, 2012

kamakaze IM'er 

1) Someone who logs on to Instant Messenger, starts a conversation, then logs off immediately without saying goodbye.

"Charles was IMing me last night, then he just disconnected without saying goodbye or anything. He's a kamakaze IM'er."

kamakaze IM'er by Christopher Graham September 22, 2005

Kamakazi Jerk 

When you start jerking off right after you call your Mom, Dad, Brother, Sister, or Stepsister comes into the room and try to finish.

How did you lose your virginity? I tried to kamakazi jerk and my stepsister came in.

Kamakazi Jerk by StarryNick June 26, 2019