mooned

To spend time lusting over a person or an object. To be seriously and obsessively addicted to something or someone.

Dan: "Oh dude there goes Alison!"
Mike: "Oh man...I mooned over her for so long...."

mooned by Mytola August 6, 2006

Mooned

forcing someone to read the entirety of the project moon lore in order to spread said lore.

"Did you hear what Jacob did?"
"No, what?"
"He told me about the awesome lore of Project Moon and its games!"
"Dude.. you got mooned."

Mooned by shimoriku August 10, 2023

mooned

To surprisingly see someone's ass crack.

Kevin got mooned today at the Walmart because the cashier's pants were too big.

mooned by granite14 February 14, 2025

Mooned

Exposed one's bare buttcheeks towards

Bart mooned Chief Wiggum

Mooned by anonymous June 21, 2025

Keith Mooned, - ing, 

Ransacking a room, generaly a hotel room, wherein a television or some other large item is thrown through a window, usually into a swimming pool.

Remember at our highschool graduation when Bubba and Chip totally Keith Mooned our room at the Ramada Inn on Route 64?

Keith Mooned, - ing, by Rory Thompson September 2, 2005

verbally mooned 

The use of highly inappropriate language in the presence of someone. The verbal equivalent of pulling down ones pants and showing someone your backside.

"Man, you should heard him talking to the Duchess last night, he verbally mooned her four or five times before he was asked to leave!"

verbally mooned by Pete Chapman June 1, 2007

blue mooned 

The innuendo to top all other innuendos. It is the most vague, ubiquitous, general, and universal innuendo.

"I got so waster last night that a girl blue mooned me"

blue mooned by Shellebee October 16, 2013