Chotch

Generic, well-dressed, slightly meathead-ish dude who only cares or knows about bars, chicks, and looking good. Gel, vertical striped shirts, designer jeans, and sleek black shoes are a must. In middle school, chotches wore "No Fear" and "Coed Naked" T-shirts; in high school, white baseball caps and all Abercrombie; in college, visors, wife beaters, and cargo shorts.

Chotches are 'huge' football fans, but end up checking their cell phones more than paying attention to games on TV.
And a true chotch almost certainly received "Scarface" on DVD this last Christmas.

I saw at least seventeen chotches last night at Lucky Bar.

Drop the vertical striped shirt right now, dude, or I'm going to start mistaking you for that chotch on the Real World.

by MK January 12, 2004

Fat mini-van driver

1. Often a fat chick behind the wheel of an SUV or better known as a mini-van
2. A very dangerous and lazy driver often seen cutting people off and driving others off the road while snacking on a bucket of Hungry bucket chicken and a box of donuts

Damn look at the fat chick drivin while eatin that... oh SH#*@ look the F*** out shes coming right for us! (car screeches by) damn I told you to take the down that stupid sign! (sign reads: ALL YOU CAN EAT!!!)

by MK March 20, 2005

remecognize

when you remember and recognize a certain place simultaneously.

oh yeah! Now I remecognize this place.

by MK October 01, 2016

Ford

F.O.R.D. an acronym for "Fucked Over, Rebuilt Dodge"

by MK November 04, 2002

chortle

a chocolate covered cookie

hey, can u buy me some chortles

by mk May 13, 2005

pimp ass

Indicating a musical phrase or performance of exceptionally high quality.

Good lord, that trumpet player is pimp ass

by mk December 02, 2003

tc gallagher

76,dante's inferno,log phloom (all three),tc moment on the beach,crabbing,wanting to love you for the rest of my life,knowing that i always would,monarch butterfly,+ always forever. your the best friend a girl.
i love you as everything...i'll be waiting for ever besty...

such a classic tc moment

by mk February 16, 2005