MK's definitions

spanking it

1. see masterbation
2. (saying)When a man attempts to excite his penis via vigorously rubbing against something rubbing his penis physically or rubbing/hitting the genitals in an attempt at arrousal or for the purpose of masterbation
3. Often an act done during sex in which the man slaps the ass of his partner often for those hardcore sexos or those who have a fetish(fantasy/turn on) for pain 'n pleasure

Oh ya johnnies sure spanking it now (often done when a man's arrousal is exicited to such a level he can no longer contain the desire to not

by MK March 20, 2005

Fat mini-van driver

1. Often a fat chick behind the wheel of an SUV or better known as a mini-van
2. A very dangerous and lazy driver often seen cutting people off and driving others off the road while snacking on a bucket of Hungry bucket chicken and a box of donuts

Damn look at the fat chick drivin while eatin that... oh SH#*@ look the F*** out shes coming right for us! (car screeches by) damn I told you to take the down that stupid sign! (sign reads: ALL YOU CAN EAT!!!)

by MK March 20, 2005

UNPROFOR

United Nations Protection Force

UNPROFOR Troops failed to stop the massacre at Srebrenica.

by MK February 9, 2005

Ford

F.O.R.D. an acronym for "Fucked Over, Rebuilt Dodge"

by MK November 4, 2002

chortle

a chocolate covered cookie

hey, can u buy me some chortles

by mk May 13, 2005

pimp ass

Indicating a musical phrase or performance of exceptionally high quality.

Good lord, that trumpet player is pimp ass

by mk December 2, 2003

tc gallagher

76,dante's inferno,log phloom (all three),tc moment on the beach,crabbing,wanting to love you for the rest of my life,knowing that i always would,monarch butterfly,+ always forever. your the best friend a girl.
i love you as everything...i'll be waiting for ever besty...

such a classic tc moment

by mk February 16, 2005