kalup 

a horrid misspelling of caleb

can also be spelled as "kale up"

caleb: wtf someone just spelled my name as kalup
ani: kale up lettuce down
caleb: what
ani: youre a fucking disappointment caleb

kalup by firestarxyz April 14, 2024

kalopsia 

condition wherein things appear more beautiful than they are.

Michael shifted through bouts of kalopsia and utter pesimism leaving him mirred in misanthropic depression.

kalopsia by Melly November 24, 2003

Kalpact

Also known as MrKalpact, Kalpact is one of the most popular YouTube channels in the United States.

“Did you see Kalpact’s newest video?”
“Yeah I have notifications turned on”

Kalpact by 25kRSN April 1, 2021

kaluchi 

Kaluchi (kä-lOO ‘chE)

n. pl. Kaluchiis (kä-lOO ‘chEs)

Kaluchiis are the spherical growth formations of seaweed and kelp, usually located at the base of the stem. They can be found washed up ashore in most beaches. Sphere sizes can vary from 2-5 inches.

Kaluchiis have various nicknames, such as: Sea Grapes, Shark Popcorn, Poseidon's Meatball, and Kelpballs.

Name originally coined by Aquaman in Hawaii.

Dude 1: Hey what are these ball-like thingies allover the beach.

Dude 2: There called kaluchiis. . . and there Italian.

Dude 1: Oooooooh!

kaluchi by HOLY DIVER November 10, 2013

kalpak 

'Kalpak' Calpack, calpac, kalpac, kalpak, or qalpaq is a high-crowned cap worn by men in Turkey, the Balkans and throughout Central Asia and the Caucasus.
Kalpak is also a male name in India, and it means someone who is smart, witty, and amazing in bed.

The Kyrgyz man wearing a Kalpak walked into the bar.

kalpak by Nazgul07 July 10, 2017

Kalpit 

Unimaginable, an intelligent person with a great sense of humour

Being a kalpit is the greatest achievement anyone can ever have

Kalpit by Culprit04 May 25, 2018

The Kaluha Mudslide Surprise 

When a girl is eating out your ass and you purposely begin to deficate, and then yell "Surprise!!!"

Bradley decided he was going to break it off with Kammy, but before he broke the news he pulled off the Kaluha mudslide surprise...that dirty bastard.

The Kaluha Mudslide Surprise by Stevie Y April 13, 2006