kalp

by The clit commander April 09, 2003
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kalp

a weird smelly guy who is a good friend
he inserts his jet spray from front
My ass is too big so I pulled a kalp
by everyonesdas October 07, 2022
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kalped

when you get beaten so bad even you know its true.
i got kalped so bad yesterday i did not know what to do with myself.
by WBB_Fury November 23, 2016
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kalped

When you get killed/wrecked/owned, kalped can also be used as a derogatory term in slang.
I'm about to kalp these guys.
Get kalped.
We bout to put da kalp on em reel quik, u kno wat im sayin dog?
by WBB Nutz November 24, 2016
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KALP

Did you see it kicking off in work today? Oh no, I always kalp, it's not worth the hassle
by meahcat August 18, 2011
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Kalp

kalp is a good boi and he is the one who wears shorts.he is likes a girl who has gold in her name
he is dumb fuck
by malkira November 24, 2021
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Kalp

Unamaginable cool.
Person 1: “Wow! You dyed your hair blue!”

Person 2: “I know right? It’s so kalp!!”
by Torchl1ghtban July 29, 2024
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