kalp

The left testicle.

by The clit commander April 9, 2003

kalp

a weird smelly guy who is a good friend
he inserts his jet spray from front

My ass is too big so I pulled a kalp

by everyonesdas October 7, 2022

kalped

when you get beaten so bad even you know its true.

i got kalped so bad yesterday i did not know what to do with myself.

by WBB_Fury November 23, 2016

kalped

When you get killed/wrecked/owned, kalped can also be used as a derogatory term in slang.

I'm about to kalp these guys.
Get kalped.
We bout to put da kalp on em reel quik, u kno wat im sayin dog?

by WBB Nutz November 24, 2016

KALP

Keep A Low Profile

Did you see it kicking off in work today? Oh no, I always kalp, it's not worth the hassle

by meahcat August 22, 2011

Kalp

kalp is a good boi and he is the one who wears shorts.he is likes a girl who has gold in her name
he is dumb fuck

man he is such a kalp

by malkira November 23, 2021

Kalp

Unamaginable cool.

Person 1: “Wow! You dyed your hair blue!”

Person 2: “I know right? It’s so kalp!!”

by Torchl1ghtban July 29, 2024