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kalopsia 

"A condition where one is deceived into thinking things are of higher quality than they actually are."
He thought Anna Nicole was attractive, he was obviously suffering from kalopsia
kalopsia by m October 22, 2003

kalopsia 

An insanely devastating death metal band from New Jersey.
The new Kalopsia cd makes me want to stomp someone to death.
kalopsia by m October 22, 2003

kalopsia 

New Jerse's Death Metal War Machine and Legion of Goresplattered Lechery. Fronted by madman Matt Medeiros.
Kalopsia's new CD shattered my spine with their brutality the moment I put it in my CD player.
kalopsia by jt January 13, 2004

kalopsia 

believing that everything that you do not have is better than what you do have
that emo kid was crying because he was overcome with kalopsia
kalopsia by Stephanie May 6, 2004

kalopsdapaisinauauasaphobia 

kalopsdapaisinauauasaphobia is the made-up fear of eating pencils, and it also means you are dirty, have bacteria, and have cancer in your mouth.
You got kalopsdapaisinauauasaphobia.

Wait someone has kalopsdapaisinauauasaphobia in their mouth.

Someone has kalopsdapaisinauauasaphobia here, Gross!

kalopsdapaisinauauasasaphobia

Why do you have kalopsdapaisinauauasasaphobia?

That guy has kalopsdapaisinauauasaphobia.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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