kalopsia

condition wherein things appear more beautiful than they are.

Michael shifted through bouts of kalopsia and utter pesimism leaving him mirred in misanthropic depression.

by Melly November 24, 2003

kalopsia

"A condition where one is deceived into thinking things are of higher quality than they actually are."

He thought Anna Nicole was attractive, he was obviously suffering from kalopsia

by m October 22, 2003

kalopsia

An insanely devastating death metal band from New Jersey.

The new Kalopsia cd makes me want to stomp someone to death.

by m October 22, 2003

kalopsia

New Jerse's Death Metal War Machine and Legion of Goresplattered Lechery. Fronted by madman Matt Medeiros.

Kalopsia's new CD shattered my spine with their brutality the moment I put it in my CD player.

by jt January 13, 2004

kalopsia

believing that everything that you do not have is better than what you do have

that emo kid was crying because he was overcome with kalopsia

by Stephanie May 6, 2004

kalopsdapaisinauauasaphobia

kalopsdapaisinauauasaphobia is the made-up fear of eating pencils, and it also means you are dirty, have bacteria, and have cancer in your mouth.

You got kalopsdapaisinauauasaphobia.

Wait someone has kalopsdapaisinauauasaphobia in their mouth.

Someone has kalopsdapaisinauauasaphobia here, Gross!

by sword16 March 4, 2023

kalopsdapaisinauauasasaphobia

The fear of eating pencils

Why do you have kalopsdapaisinauauasasaphobia?

That guy has kalopsdapaisinauauasaphobia.

by sword16 March 4, 2023