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'Kalpak' Calpack, calpac, kalpac, kalpak, or qalpaq is a high-crowned cap worn by men in Turkey, the Balkans and throughout Central Asia and the Caucasus.
Kalpak is also a male name in India, and it means someone who is smart, witty, and amazing in bed.
The Kyrgyz man wearing a Kalpak walked into the bar.
kalpak by Nazgul07 July 10, 2017
Words you can keep
Kalpak means person who is creative with soft heart. He has beautiful dick. And very nice lips.
The person name with kalpak are very loyal and trustworthy.
They loves when their partner satisfy in bed every morning.
Kalpak loves to get sucked.
Kalpak by Alihamid November 23, 2021
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Also known as MrKalpact, Kalpact is one of the most popular YouTube channels in the United States.
“Did you see Kalpact’s newest video?”
“Yeah I have notifications turned on
Kalpact by 25kRSN April 1, 2021
hawaiian word for busted, broken, ghetto rigged, poorly assembled/put together
Those peoples house is all kapakai.
Kapakai by Top Notch January 25, 2015
A gift pack involving the four of the most popular items from the extensive collection of Kansas State University Wildkat merchandise. Specifically included in a tradtional Katpak are the following items: WildKat golf club head cover, WildKat Nacho Cheese Sauce, WildKat Hot Sauce, and WildKat Picante Salsa.
This year for Christmas, I'm going to buy everyone in my family a Katpak.

Katpak by pissclams April 9, 2007
Derived from an public service commercial aired during the 70's. The commercial describes Noah as the first to carpool. Kalaka is "ancient Babylonian" for carpool.
"Do you want to kalaka? I will have two extra seats in my minivan."
kalaka by wfb-mom April 24, 2006
Kalpana is most adorable fun loving caring girl with a cutest smile . She brings happiness everywhere. She is kind, good hearted . She is a good dancer
Kalpana is most beautiful girl ever
Kalpana by Jadoogar November 24, 2021
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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