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Kalupe is the realest guy you'll meet, don't be fooled he throws shade.
That Kalupe, he's Kalupe.
kalupe by Real Chicos December 4, 2016
Words you can keep
when you get beaten so bad even you know its true.
i got kalped so bad yesterday i did not know what to do with myself.
kalped by WBB_Fury November 23, 2016
Related Words
kalupe Kalpesh kalped Kalope Kalper kalppena kaluber Kaluberkint kalup kalupa
When you get killed/wrecked/owned, kalped can also be used as a derogatory term in slang.
I'm about to kalp these guys.
Get kalped.
We bout to put da kalp on em reel quik, u kno wat im sayin dog?
kalped by WBB Nutz November 24, 2016
A great man. The name was the inspiration for Weezer's "The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived" and Dos Equis' "The Most Interesting Man" ad campaign.
There goes Kalpesh...see how he glows!
Kalpesh by dr.k. February 6, 2010
Gett your kill stolen in the video game "League of Legends"
OMG YOU KALURED MY KILL AGAIN
kalured by Endis June 21, 2016
The guy who thinks he is the philosopher and knows everything but in reality cannot get through his own problems. A guy who either likes a lot of girls or none. Most of the girl he tries to like end up friendzoning him. Trusts few but trusts fully. Get a kalpesh to spend some good time when you are feeling low.
Today’s day was rough, let me call kalpesh’
Kalpesh by Sansak June 30, 2019
I play like Kalpesh.
Kalpesh by Predator0212 November 23, 2021
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1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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