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when you get beaten so bad even you know its true.
i got kalped so bad yesterday i did not know what to do with myself.
kalped by WBB_Fury November 23, 2016
Related Words
kalupe • Kalpesh • kalped • Kalope • Kalper • kalppena • kaluber • Kaluberkint • kalup • kalupa
When you get killed/wrecked/owned, kalped can also be used as a derogatory term in slang.
I'm about to kalp these guys.
Get kalped.
We bout to put da kalp on em reel quik, u kno wat im sayin dog?
kalped by WBB Nutz November 24, 2016
A great man. The name was the inspiration for Weezer's "The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived" and Dos Equis' "The Most Interesting Man" ad campaign.
There goes Kalpesh...see how he glows!
Kalpesh by dr.k. February 6, 2010
Gett your kill stolen in the video game "League of Legends"
OMG YOU KALURED MY KILL AGAIN
kalured by Endis June 21, 2016
The guy who thinks he is the philosopher and knows everything but in reality cannot get through his own problems. A guy who either likes a lot of girls or none. Most of the girl he tries to like end up friendzoning him. Trusts few but trusts fully. Get a kalpesh to spend some good time when you are feeling low.
‘Today’s day was rough, let me call kalpesh’
Kalpesh by Sansak June 30, 2019
I play like Kalpesh.
Kalpesh by Predator0212 November 23, 2021
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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