Shark

A shark is a very beautiful creature that is misunderstood. The shark is very interesting and different from humans. The shark has gills, cartilage, and a sixth sense. These creatures can accidentally mistake humans for the food they eat on a regular basis. This includes seals occasionally, large fish, and very rarely other small sharks. These amazing animals must be recognized and saved.
If you have a different belief in sharks your whole life will change :)
by Sharklover1995 September 28, 2020
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Unlike some of the retarded, sexually related definitions on UrbanDictionary, this is the real meaning. A sea animal completely misunderstood because of the terror that Jaws brought. When they attack you, it's mainly because they misinterpret you as a seal (their eyesight is poor), and they rarely kill anyone. Tigers and elephants kill 200 people a year...sharks: 7. Yet people continue to save up for "Save the Elephant/Tiger" funds.

Sharks are sometimes hunted with huge, 60 miles lines. They get caught in the liens and since they can't move their gills to breath, they suffocate. Dolphins/seals also get caught in these nets, and cannot resurface for air.

They're used for shark soup, which is thought to be good luck. Yet it causes bloodshed for sea creatures. Why would this be good luck..?
Instead of writing a retarded sexually related definition, I've decided to supply you with something you can actually use, since most people who write stupid things on UrbanDictionary are 12 year old virgins and will never get the chance to try out the sexual moves written on other definitions. ((Sharks))
by Perokitune February 19, 2011
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“Shark” is a term that originated from poker. A shark is a term used to describe a player with a tight- aggressive play style. This means that they fold the majority of their hands, but when they do play a hand, they usually make big, well placed bets. Most sharks are very good players.
Just don’t play at Table 3. That old guy with the brown hair is a shark. You’re gonna lose your money.
by Csal May 05, 2011
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Acronym. Derogatory, but not a slur.

Some Hoe Acting Really Krazy
Also spelled S.H.A.R.K.
If they have a big mouth, are always on the move, eat up all the meat, and/or have a taste for blood, you've got a metaphorical Shark on your hands. No excuse
Release it into the wild, harpoon and make a steak, I don't care. I'm not going near more Sharks if I can't eat em. End of discussion.

Forget a thot, they're just a hoe in a place. A Shark is much worse for your health & more dangerous, and is easier hunted with quantum harpoon technology ™

Whether you're Every Shark Killaz, Any Shark Killaz, or No Shark Killaz politics at the docks seems to agree Sharks aren't a good thing. Best stay away.
by CorpseGrinder5000Returns January 09, 2021
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nature's way of saying suck it bitch, stay out of the ocean.
Shark says 'This is my ocean bitch, stay out.'
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Man or woman who is very aggresive with a straight foward style attitude. Typically a man or woman with an Aggressive play style who lives independently, prefers to not to be around other people and straight forward,blunt,outspoken, little to no fears, protective of his or hers close friends and familly and has a colder heart
Damn Jon is a Shark , hes very dominant

Jessica does not follow other people she is a shark who protects her man
by FlNYYK May 06, 2018
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(n.) An older student of Oxford University who is known for preying on younger students, especially freshers, to fulfill his or her various sexual needs.
(v.) To shark: To attempt to pick up a younger student
(v.) To get sharked: To be picked up by an older student
Student one: Hey did you see Amy last night?
Student two: Yeah. What a shark! I saw her try to pick up three different younger guys.

Student one: Well, knowing her, I'm sure at least one of them got sharked.
by oxfordprey October 22, 2009
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