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Kalum is a monkey and lives in the trees of africa swinging around with his monkey pack you just have to watch out for dropping coz his monkey frenz could poop on u
Gurl:yeh i no kalum he is a cool dude
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Kalum is a cute and sexy guy , all the girls crave his attention. Every girls wants themselves a kalum,Once his mind is focused on something he gets it done, kalum is always there for his friends and family and helps anyone out no matter what. He’s a good team player and hard working .
Damn Kalum’s hoti know girl
by Peng guys January 27, 2019
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The perfect man! Any women lucky enough to have one in her life, and should be forever grateful. They are known to be an amazing kissers. And are sensitive to a womens needs,wants and desires.

Callum will make any women feel like a Queen.

They always know just what to say to a women.

They are full of passion.

They are caring, thoughtful,romantic,cute,funny,amazing kissers,adorable,sensual,intelligent,erotic,handsome,always a gentlemen, will always put a smile on your face, great personality, and sexy as hell.

The only downside to knowing a Callum is you will not be able to resist him. Just looking into his eyes will have you hooked instantly. Just the thought of his gentle touch over your body, will have you so turned on, making your pussy so hot and wet, and horny, leaving a burning desire to have him right then and there. Your lips will be begging to taste every inch of his body.
‘Kalum’s made me wet
by Peng guys January 27, 2019
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A Person who is mildly obsessed with short tanks who wear glasses, that live at a distance from him.
by PoopyDoopy1001 February 20, 2009
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A very good man, loves breaking hearts. A man who prefers personality over looks and always tries his hardest when he is put to work. A very strong man with a strong good heart.
Wow, he’s such a lovely man, that kalum fella
by IllActuallyMerkYouBlood November 04, 2018
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