Top definition
A Person who is mildly obsessed with short tanks who wear glasses, that live at a distance from him.
by PoopyDoopy1001 February 20, 2009
Get the mug
Get a Kalum mug for your mate Riley.
2
Kalum is a monkey and lives in the trees of africa swinging around with his monkey pack you just have to watch out for dropping coz his monkey frenz could poop on u
Gurl:yeh i no kalum he is a cool dude
Get the mug
Get a Kalum mug for your cousin Nathalie.
buy the domain for your art site