kalu

A really badass person who will not hesitate to devour your kinfolk and then proceed to make love to 20 virgins.
Also can just mean badass.

Damn, after beating up all those biker gangs I feel like such a Kalu.

by Bubba Robinson July 25, 2008

Kalu

Said: (kah-loo)
A Sri-Lankan word, meaning black

As in the colour black, Also a common Sri-Lankan name for a black cat... as spot is common for a dog (in English)

Guy 1: Hey whats your cats name
Guy 2: Kalu
Guy 1: Huh?
Guy 2: It's Sri Lankan for black....

by pseudonymisafunnyword October 27, 2008

Kalus

A person that be swagging and has a big dick

Kalus is very sexy

by Geedy October 27, 2020

kalu wave

Wave of the kalu status nature from a wilding kalu person.

Oh dip look at that kalu hes doing the kalu wave he got mad kalu status.

by master kalu1 January 20, 2009

kalu malu

A black malu.......see malu. Usually really dark. Representing all malu wanting to be black. Dress like ganters. Ghetto prep or black. Always representing the malu culture.

Man.... im such a kalu malu.... that nukka ain't got nothing on me. Where's my mango juice joe?

by Chi towns original south malu....... February 16, 2005

kalu

Extremely local lingo that translates to cake. This definition is only for items classified as cakes.

Today, there will be one big Kalu for this party.

by PurdueboilermakerfromBoston January 12, 2023