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Said: (kah-loo)
A Sri-Lankan word, meaning black

As in the colour black, Also a common Sri-Lankan name for a black cat... as spot is common for a dog (in English)
Guy 1: Hey whats your cats name
Guy 2: Kalu
Guy 1: Huh?
Guy 2: It's Sri Lankan for black....
Kalu by pseudonymisafunnyword October 27, 2008
Words you can keep
A really badass person who will not hesitate to devour your kinfolk and then proceed to make love to 20 virgins.
Also can just mean badass.
Damn, after beating up all those biker gangs I feel like such a Kalu.
kalu by Bubba Robinson July 25, 2008
Related Words
Kalum kalu Kalun kaluna kalungat kalub kaluf Kalulambi kalu malu kalu wave
Extremely local lingo that translates to cake. This definition is only for items classified as cakes.
Today, there will be one big Kalu for this party.
kalu by PurdueboilermakerfromBoston January 12, 2023

kalu wave 

Wave of the kalu status nature from a wilding kalu person.
Oh dip look at that kalu hes doing the kalu wave he got mad kalu status.
kalu wave by master kalu1 January 20, 2009

kalu malu 

A black malu.......see malu. Usually really dark. Representing all malu wanting to be black. Dress like ganters. Ghetto prep or black. Always representing the malu culture.
Man.... im such a kalu malu.... that nukka ain't got nothing on me. Where's my mango juice joe?
Kaluchi (kä-lOO ‘chE)

n. pl. Kaluchiis (kä-lOO ‘chEs)

Kaluchiis are the spherical growth formations of seaweed and kelp, usually located at the base of the stem. They can be found washed up ashore in most beaches. Sphere sizes can vary from 2-5 inches.

Kaluchiis have various nicknames, such as: Sea Grapes, Shark Popcorn, Poseidon's Meatball, and Kelpballs.

Name originally coined by Aquaman in Hawaii.
Dude 1: Hey what are these ball-like thingies allover the beach.

Dude 2: There called kaluchiis. . . and there Italian.

Dude 1: Oooooooh!
kaluchi by HOLY DIVER November 10, 2013

The Kaluha Mudslide Surprise 

When a girl is eating out your ass and you purposely begin to deficate, and then yell "Surprise!!!"
Bradley decided he was going to break it off with Kammy, but before he broke the news he pulled off the Kaluha mudslide surprise...that dirty bastard.
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
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