jurisdict 

To try to tell people what they can and can’t do

Stop trying to jurisdict your girlfriend dude.

jurisdict by Gig1780y October 5, 2018

juridicor 

1. one who has jurisdiction over a particular issue. an alternate form of the word judicator

2. double headed red psychomonster, devil spawn of rancor and hydra, possible the result of a threesome with a transexual ewok. lives in the blizzardy arctic of the Himalayas where it preys on llamas and small Vietnamese children. Liquid secretions from the tip of its tail are believe by many to be the most powerful sexual stimulant if rubbed on the genital region.

1. Rather than simply going through a single committee, it has become commonplace for legislation to be fed through multiple committees who each believe themselves to be the juridicor over a specific political issue.

2. A small village in Tibet was the victim of a mid winter swoop by the juridicor. Although 7 small Vietnamese children were eaten, the townsfoke were able to obtain a small amount of liquid secretions from its tail. They will spend the next week making up for the 7 lost children and the explosions from the simultaneous orgasms will rival that of a marriage between krakatoa and pompeii.

juridicor by AGannon November 12, 2007

original jurisdiction 

to be the first person to have sex with a virgin

I am so happy i had original jurisdiction on this fine-ass-bitch!

original jurisdiction by Grover Cleveland Alexander Hamilton van den Hoogenband III, Esq. November 24, 2004

jurisdicktion 

One's perceived authority to be a total a**h**e to everyone around him.

Tronald Dump has acquired such a sense of "rich-guy" entitlement that he seems to think he's got jurisdicktion over everyone in America.

jurisdicktion by QuacksO March 6, 2019

Personal Jurisdiction 

euphemism for a girl's willingness to sleep with a guy.

Friend: "He's totally flirting with you. You know what he wants."

Girl: "yeah but where he want to go, he doesn't have personal jurisdiction."

Personal Jurisdiction by b0unc3rdude April 19, 2011

Sexual Jurisdiction 

This phrase refers to the age buffer zone that you are able to perform sexual acts on a female, without it being weird. A person inside your "sexual jurisdiction" us typically a few years older or younger than yourself. Venturing outside of your sexual jurisdiction can result in being ridiculed by friends, or put in prison.

Paul: "Wait your girlfriend is only 16 years old?"

Mike: "Yeah but I only turned 18 last month, so she is still within my sexual jurisdiction"

Sexual Jurisdiction by XP_hound101 March 27, 2012

jurisdicktion 

to own ones vagina

Jimmy dated Sally and had sex with her everyday for five months, therefore he had the jurisdicktion in her vagina.

jurisdicktion by Mythss June 8, 2009