Jurisdicted

When Heathah blinds her boss on an email sent to me about not being able to vote and it really upset me because she was not jurisdicted

She couldn't vote because she got home late because she wasn't jurisdicted.

by PinkyFloydy October 18, 2008

jurisdict

To try to tell people what they can and can’t do

Stop trying to jurisdict your girlfriend dude.

by Gig1780y October 05, 2018

original jurisdiction

to be the first person to have sex with a virgin

I am so happy i had original jurisdiction on this fine-ass-bitch!

by Grover Cleveland Alexander Hamilton van den Hoogenband III, Esq. November 24, 2004

Sexual Jurisdiction

This phrase refers to the age buffer zone that you are able to perform sexual acts on a female, without it being weird. A person inside your "sexual jurisdiction" us typically a few years older or younger than yourself. Venturing outside of your sexual jurisdiction can result in being ridiculed by friends, or put in prison.

Paul: "Wait your girlfriend is only 16 years old?"

Mike: "Yeah but I only turned 18 last month, so she is still within my sexual jurisdiction"

by XP_hound101 March 27, 2012

Personal Jurisdiction

euphemism for a girl's willingness to sleep with a guy.

Friend: "He's totally flirting with you. You know what he wants."

Girl: "yeah but where he want to go, he doesn't have personal jurisdiction."

by b0unc3rdude April 19, 2011

Sexual Jurisdiction

This phrase refers to the age buffer zone that you are able to perform sexual acts upon a female, without it being weird/illegal. A person inside your "sexual jurisdiction" is typically a few years older or younger than yourself. Venturing outside of your sexual jurisdiction can result in being ridiculed by friends, or put in prison.

Dave- "Wait dude, your girlfriend is only 16 years old???"

Nick- "Yeah but I only turned 18 last month, so she is still within my sexual jurisdiction"

by XP_Hound212 May 16, 2012

cyber jurisdiction

“A virtual approach defining the cyber world beyond the boundaries of nation states enforcement of cyber laws uniformly accepted”, (S J Tubrazy)

enforcement of cyber laws call cyber jurisdiction

by s j tubrazy March 08, 2013