Jurisdicted
When Heathah blinds her boss on an email sent to me about not being able to vote and it really upset me because she was not jurisdicted
Jurisdicted by PinkyFloydy October 18, 2008
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original jurisdiction
original jurisdiction by Grover Cleveland Alexander Hamilton van den Hoogenband III, Esq. November 24, 2004
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Personal Jurisdiction
Friend: "He's totally flirting with you. You know what he wants."
Girl: "yeah but where he want to go, he doesn't have personal jurisdiction."
Girl: "yeah but where he want to go, he doesn't have personal jurisdiction."
Personal Jurisdiction by b0unc3rdude April 19, 2011
Sexual Jurisdiction
This phrase refers to the age buffer zone that you are able to perform sexual acts on a female, without it being weird. A person inside your "sexual jurisdiction" us typically a few years older or younger than yourself. Venturing outside of your sexual jurisdiction can result in being ridiculed by friends, or put in prison.
Paul: "Wait your girlfriend is only 16 years old?"
Mike: "Yeah but I only turned 18 last month, so she is still within my sexual jurisdiction"
Mike: "Yeah but I only turned 18 last month, so she is still within my sexual jurisdiction"
Sexual Jurisdiction by XP_hound101 March 27, 2012
Jurisdicate
Jurisdicate by New World Words March 3, 2019
Sexual Jurisdiction
This phrase refers to the age buffer zone that you are able to perform sexual acts upon a female, without it being weird/illegal. A person inside your "sexual jurisdiction" is typically a few years older or younger than yourself. Venturing outside of your sexual jurisdiction can result in being ridiculed by friends, or put in prison.
Dave- "Wait dude, your girlfriend is only 16 years old???"
Nick- "Yeah but I only turned 18 last month, so she is still within my sexual jurisdiction"
Nick- "Yeah but I only turned 18 last month, so she is still within my sexual jurisdiction"
Sexual Jurisdiction by XP_Hound212 May 16, 2012
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