jubula 

i word meaning happy or like so horny, aword that if you can grasp its true feeling and meaing ur life will be inlightend and you'll be invinsible or so it would seem

sean: you know Jubula
You: no
sean: i know i can tell your not inlightend bitch get on your knees

jubula by mr.jack May 9, 2007

jubulon 

noun.

Networking jargon; short for jubulon processor.

A highly important and technically advanced piece of networking hardware. While some scholars argue that the jubulon processor itself is hard to define and possibly non-tangible, it is still an incredibly valuable part of a functional network.

"It seems to be a jubulon issue, try restarting the computers in a 'seemingly' random order."

jubulon by carrionkind March 28, 2010

Jubilant 

Jubilant is an expression of great joy. When you are feeling joyful the best way to express it is to flip a jubilant crepe almost to the ceiling or conduct an imaginary orchestra. ubreal2

When you realize that you still have some marmite left in the cupboard you feel jubilant

Jubilant by ubreal2 January 2, 2012

jugular 

The sensitive, vital part in the neck.

Dude, you just took one in the jugular!

Frank: You're crazy man, I like you, but you're crazy!

jugular by tim May 2, 2006

going for the jugular 

Attempting a fatal attack against an adversary. An attack intended to completely defeat and destroy one opponent, most particularly by attacking their vital weakness as if trying to sever the jugular vein.

The tactical opposite of "going for the capillaries."

In Star Wars, Luke Skywalker defeated the Death Star by going for the jugular and firing a proton torpedo volley into its main reactor, causing a chain reaction that destroyed the entire station.

going for the jugular by MaxwellX September 3, 2010

Premature Jibulation 

While one is snowboarding, they feel the sudden urge to jib the closest thing to them wether it be a tree or a four year-old's snowboard while he is sitting down. It is a very serious and very common disease among people who have an excess amount of steeze.

"Yo dude, I just did some serious premature jibulation on this chick's face"

"Bro, that's gross"

Premature Jibulation by Gustache May 18, 2007

jugulars 

spectacular, massive breasts.

My God! Check out the jugulars on the chick at the counter!

jugulars by Mo Dixley December 29, 2004