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noun.

Networking jargon; short for jubulon processor.

A highly important and technically advanced piece of networking hardware. While some scholars argue that the jubulon processor itself is hard to define and possibly non-tangible, it is still an incredibly valuable part of a functional network.
"It seems to be a jubulon issue, try restarting the computers in a 'seemingly' random order."
jubulon by carrionkind March 28, 2010
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Jubilant 

Jubilant is an expression of great joy. When you are feeling joyful the best way to express it is to flip a jubilant crepe almost to the ceiling or conduct an imaginary orchestra. ubreal2
When you realize that you still have some marmite left in the cupboard you feel jubilant
Jubilant by ubreal2 January 2, 2012
The sensitive, vital part in the neck.
Dude, you just took one in the jugular!

Frank: You're crazy man, I like you, but you're crazy!
jugular by tim May 2, 2006

going for the jugular 

Attempting a fatal attack against an adversary. An attack intended to completely defeat and destroy one opponent, most particularly by attacking their vital weakness as if trying to sever the jugular vein.

The tactical opposite of "going for the capillaries."
In Star Wars, Luke Skywalker defeated the Death Star by going for the jugular and firing a proton torpedo volley into its main reactor, causing a chain reaction that destroyed the entire station.
going for the jugular by MaxwellX September 3, 2010

Premature Jibulation 

While one is snowboarding, they feel the sudden urge to jib the closest thing to them wether it be a tree or a four year-old's snowboard while he is sitting down. It is a very serious and very common disease among people who have an excess amount of steeze.
"Yo dude, I just did some serious premature jibulation on this chick's face"

"Bro, that's gross"

jugulars 

My God! Check out the jugulars on the chick at the counter!
jugulars by Mo Dixley December 29, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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