Juanta is perfection. The best friend you could have. If you get to know him he'll seem like a God-send. He is the best of both worlds. He is fire and ice, sweet and salty. Whether he's scented Summer breeze or a raging storm is all up to you. Juanta would give you the shirt off his back. He takes care of the ones he loves. Juantas have a heart that reek of forgotten storybook romance. Big gestures and pleasing their partners gives them joy. Meeting a Juanta will leave an eternal mark on your life that can't be faked or reproduced. Treat Juanta right and he will be sure to return the favor 10 fold. But beware, Juantas can be quite hellish when crossed. A broken heart or abused trust can lead Juanta to manifest his darker side. The fire of his life will burn instead of being comforting warmth. Juantas are destined for greatness. Their creativity and vision are rarely matched. Although Juantas are often overlooked, when they shine bright no hater will be able to retract their gaze in awe of them.

Juantas like the finer things in life. Often misunderstood for their distinct taste and nature, Juantas don't have many close relationships. Few can handle Juantas. Cherishh the Juanta you have in your life if you've been blessed by the Most High to encounter and befriend one.

"I love Juanta so much he's perfect"

"Did you see what Juanta wore to the gala?? Iconic"

"I'll never meet anyone like Juanta, my life is no longer worth living"

Juanta by LavishGod December 15, 2019

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juantastic

if its cooler than cool, awesomer than awesome, and better than the best then it must be JUANTASTIC!

Faron: Dude Juan's plane crashed in the middle of the ocean

Tory: Juantastic!

juantastic by Faron April 25, 2006

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Juantavion

Juantavion is King! They are sweet, devious and loves to play jokes on their friends and family. Even though sometimes they may push it too far it's still all in good fun. They love life, having fun and drinking. As much as they love the ladies....and the ladies love them. From the flow of their sexy name to their adorable smile with pearly whites, the line of ladies chasing after Juantavion is endless.

These Casanovas can be depressed, feeling alone with their thoughts but they try their best to never let it show. They are the life of the party do their best to keep everyone around them happy.

They can be major A-holes too. They can switch between being passive aggressive to just out right aggressive when provoked. So don't push them out of their happy zone.

They love to listen to thug music but they are true softies who love to cuddle and love of anyone they can.

If you know a Juantavion you are lucky! Keep them!

Juantavion loves to sing "I'm from da hood tho" while passing out flowers to all of his friends.

Why is Juantavion always late?

Juantavion by @sscrack August 21, 2019

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Juantanimo

What happens when a Mexican man gets raped with a broomstick by a member of the U.S. Army.

Meixcan1:"Hey Mang, you seen Jorge today?"
Mexican2:"Oh hey mang, he's in the hospital. didn't you hear he got Juantanimo'd last night"

Juantanimo by Devils Helper June 23, 2008

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juantanamo bay

Juantanamo Bay is going to be a new detention center located, well. It wont be new. It'll just be the new name for Guantanamo bay. This will be the location where Trump sends 'some bad dues' to. Most of which, will be the filthy rapist, murderer, crime bring Mexicans that crossed the border. Although. Its likely he'll mistake some Arabs for Mexicans and put them there also.

SJW: WHAT THE FUCk, HES MAKING GUANTANAMO BAY!?
Trump supporter: WOOOOOOOO JUANTANAMO BAY, FUCK YEAH MURICA

juantanamo bay by SurvivingMining November 21, 2016

briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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