juantay

a cutie pie boy who’s funny and loving

A said “Juantay is the love of my life !!”

juantay by pookie wookiee!! March 5, 2024

Juantastic 

When something is so cool and awesome at some point it ain't fantastic no more it becomes junatastic.

-Yo Nicolas check this shit out

-It's Juantastic

Juantastic by PamelaChu13 August 18, 2016

Juanta 

Juanta is perfection. The best friend you could have. If you get to know him he'll seem like a God-send. He is the best of both worlds. He is fire and ice, sweet and salty. Whether he's scented Summer breeze or a raging storm is all up to you. Juanta would give you the shirt off his back. He takes care of the ones he loves. Juantas have a heart that reek of forgotten storybook romance. Big gestures and pleasing their partners gives them joy. Meeting a Juanta will leave an eternal mark on your life that can't be faked or reproduced. Treat Juanta right and he will be sure to return the favor 10 fold. But beware, Juantas can be quite hellish when crossed. A broken heart or abused trust can lead Juanta to manifest his darker side. The fire of his life will burn instead of being comforting warmth. Juantas are destined for greatness. Their creativity and vision are rarely matched. Although Juantas are often overlooked, when they shine bright no hater will be able to retract their gaze in awe of them.

Juantas like the finer things in life. Often misunderstood for their distinct taste and nature, Juantas don't have many close relationships. Few can handle Juantas. Cherishh the Juanta you have in your life if you've been blessed by the Most High to encounter and befriend one.

"I love Juanta so much he's perfect"

"Did you see what Juanta wore to the gala?? Iconic"

"I'll never meet anyone like Juanta, my life is no longer worth living"

Juanta by LavishGod December 15, 2019

juantastic 

if its cooler than cool, awesomer than awesome, and better than the best then it must be JUANTASTIC!

Faron: Dude Juan's plane crashed in the middle of the ocean

Tory: Juantastic!

juantastic by Faron April 25, 2006

Juantavion 

Juantavion is King! They are sweet, devious and loves to play jokes on their friends and family. Even though sometimes they may push it too far it's still all in good fun. They love life, having fun and drinking. As much as they love the ladies....and the ladies love them. From the flow of their sexy name to their adorable smile with pearly whites, the line of ladies chasing after Juantavion is endless.

These Casanovas can be depressed, feeling alone with their thoughts but they try their best to never let it show. They are the life of the party do their best to keep everyone around them happy.

They can be major A-holes too. They can switch between being passive aggressive to just out right aggressive when provoked. So don't push them out of their happy zone.

They love to listen to thug music but they are true softies who love to cuddle and love of anyone they can.

If you know a Juantavion you are lucky! Keep them!

Juantavion loves to sing "I'm from da hood tho" while passing out flowers to all of his friends.

Why is Juantavion always late?

Juantavion by @sscrack August 21, 2019

Juantanimo 

What happens when a Mexican man gets raped with a broomstick by a member of the U.S. Army.

Meixcan1:"Hey Mang, you seen Jorge today?"
Mexican2:"Oh hey mang, he's in the hospital. didn't you hear he got Juantanimo'd last night"

Juantanimo by Devils Helper June 23, 2008

juantanamo bay 

Juantanamo Bay is going to be a new detention center located, well. It wont be new. It'll just be the new name for Guantanamo bay. This will be the location where Trump sends 'some bad dues' to. Most of which, will be the filthy rapist, murderer, crime bring Mexicans that crossed the border. Although. Its likely he'll mistake some Arabs for Mexicans and put them there also.

SJW: WHAT THE FUCk, HES MAKING GUANTANAMO BAY!?
Trump supporter: WOOOOOOOO JUANTANAMO BAY, FUCK YEAH MURICA

juantanamo bay by SurvivingMining November 21, 2016