broomstick

v. Lie your female partner on her back, grab your nutsack and put it in her vagina while grabbing your penis with both hands, one over the other (in the fashion of flying on a broomstick)
My girl was on her back, so i gave her the old broomstick.
I gave her the broomstick and now my nuts smell.
by philip martell May 22, 2007
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The feeling that someone is forcibly inserting a broomstick or other object of girth into your anus. The pain can usually be described as sharp, acute, and generally passes after five to twenty seconds. This feeling is experienced among men and women alike.
During my drive to Virginia, I gasped loudly when I felt the broomstick ravaging my rectum.
by hbgpa July 11, 2008
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broomstick

A skinny girl with bushy hair that would look like a broomstick if u turned her upside down AKA sylvia.
damn dat gurl so skinny n her hair is never done. She's a Broomstick!!
by Coolerz October 03, 2007
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broomstick

very small car aimed primarily at the female market (note: American readers may be unfamiliar with the term 'small car' but will no doubt become more familiar with it as peak oil hits). From Rogers Profanisaurus/Viz comic.
All five of us wanted to go to the park, but as the only car available was Sandra's broomstick, I had to go by bicycle - which was quicker anyway.
by Arjuna Krishna-Das January 24, 2007
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A mythical weapon used by Asian moms when their son got a B+ in a recent math test
My mom smacked me with the broomstick when I was caught using a calculator.
by dudepro120 June 19, 2019
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It's A Broomstick!

A Phrase used to point out people have just stated the obvious.

Comes from the film "Harry Potter And The Philosophers/Sorcerers Stone" when an Owl Delivers a Broom-shaped package and when opened Ron Exclaims "Its a Broomstick!"
Guy 1: Ahhh well it's dark.
Guy 2: It's a Broomstick!
by swisstoblerone March 20, 2010
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Broomstick

A Broomstick is an Oppressor Mk2 and is the primary weapon of a Broomstick Boy.

It also goes by many other names such as Depressor, Depressor MkNoob, Depressor MkPoo, and Annoying Mosquito.
The Broomstick is annoying and anyone who uses it is a prick.

Anyone who uses a Broomstick deserves eternal punishment.
by Zimos_24 December 29, 2021
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