Juantanemo
"That guy Juan is cute... is he single?" "Who, you mean Juantanemo? If you're smart, you'll steer clear of that whole disaster."
Juantanemo by Heather454 July 12, 2017
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Juantanimo
Meixcan1:"Hey Mang, you seen Jorge today?"
Mexican2:"Oh hey mang, he's in the hospital. didn't you hear he got Juantanimo'd last night"
Mexican2:"Oh hey mang, he's in the hospital. didn't you hear he got Juantanimo'd last night"
Juantanimo by Devils Helper June 23, 2008
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juantanamo bay
Juantanamo Bay is going to be a new detention center located, well. It wont be new. It'll just be the new name for Guantanamo bay. This will be the location where Trump sends 'some bad dues' to. Most of which, will be the filthy rapist, murderer, crime bring Mexicans that crossed the border. Although. Its likely he'll mistake some Arabs for Mexicans and put them there also.
SJW: WHAT THE FUCk, HES MAKING GUANTANAMO BAY!?
Trump supporter: WOOOOOOOO JUANTANAMO BAY, FUCK YEAH MURICA
Trump supporter: WOOOOOOOO JUANTANAMO BAY, FUCK YEAH MURICA
juantanamo bay by SurvivingMining November 21, 2016
Juantonomoe
A 24 Year old Filipino filmmaker who can be caught in the wild saying phrases such as, "MKAH, YESSIR, Fortnite BATTLE ROYALEEEE, SecretLabs, and SANKUUU." He lives for entertaining others and of course Bits. He can edit movies and fortnite builds like a BO$$.
Juantonomoe by juansmod December 2, 2020
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