Juantanemo

A guy named Juan who is a complete disaster, with no obvious solution.

"That guy Juan is cute... is he single?" "Who, you mean Juantanemo? If you're smart, you'll steer clear of that whole disaster."

by Heather454 July 12, 2017

Juantanimo

What happens when a Mexican man gets raped with a broomstick by a member of the U.S. Army.

Meixcan1:"Hey Mang, you seen Jorge today?"
Mexican2:"Oh hey mang, he's in the hospital. didn't you hear he got Juantanimo'd last night"

by Devils Helper June 23, 2008

juantanamo bay

Juantanamo Bay is going to be a new detention center located, well. It wont be new. It'll just be the new name for Guantanamo bay. This will be the location where Trump sends 'some bad dues' to. Most of which, will be the filthy rapist, murderer, crime bring Mexicans that crossed the border. Although. Its likely he'll mistake some Arabs for Mexicans and put them there also.

SJW: WHAT THE FUCk, HES MAKING GUANTANAMO BAY!?
Trump supporter: WOOOOOOOO JUANTANAMO BAY, FUCK YEAH MURICA

by SurvivingMining November 21, 2016

Juantonomoe

A 24 Year old Filipino filmmaker who can be caught in the wild saying phrases such as, "MKAH, YESSIR, Fortnite BATTLE ROYALEEEE, SecretLabs, and SANKUUU." He lives for entertaining others and of course Bits. He can edit movies and fortnite builds like a BO$$.

Boy1: Wow that Film was great!!!
Boy2: Damn, they had a Juantonomoe ass editor.

by juansmod December 2, 2020