Juantanimo 

What happens when a Mexican man gets raped with a broomstick by a member of the U.S. Army.

Meixcan1:"Hey Mang, you seen Jorge today?"
Mexican2:"Oh hey mang, he's in the hospital. didn't you hear he got Juantanimo'd last night"

Juantanimo by Devils Helper June 23, 2008

Juantavion 

Juantavion is King! They are sweet, devious and loves to play jokes on their friends and family. Even though sometimes they may push it too far it's still all in good fun. They love life, having fun and drinking. As much as they love the ladies....and the ladies love them. From the flow of their sexy name to their adorable smile with pearly whites, the line of ladies chasing after Juantavion is endless.

These Casanovas can be depressed, feeling alone with their thoughts but they try their best to never let it show. They are the life of the party do their best to keep everyone around them happy.

They can be major A-holes too. They can switch between being passive aggressive to just out right aggressive when provoked. So don't push them out of their happy zone.

They love to listen to thug music but they are true softies who love to cuddle and love of anyone they can.

If you know a Juantavion you are lucky! Keep them!

Juantavion loves to sing "I'm from da hood tho" while passing out flowers to all of his friends.

Why is Juantavion always late?

Juantavion by @sscrack August 21, 2019

juantanamo bay 

Juantanamo Bay is going to be a new detention center located, well. It wont be new. It'll just be the new name for Guantanamo bay. This will be the location where Trump sends 'some bad dues' to. Most of which, will be the filthy rapist, murderer, crime bring Mexicans that crossed the border. Although. Its likely he'll mistake some Arabs for Mexicans and put them there also.

SJW: WHAT THE FUCk, HES MAKING GUANTANAMO BAY!?
Trump supporter: WOOOOOOOO JUANTANAMO BAY, FUCK YEAH MURICA

juantanamo bay by SurvivingMining November 21, 2016

Juantanemo 

A guy named Juan who is a complete disaster, with no obvious solution.

"That guy Juan is cute... is he single?" "Who, you mean Juantanemo? If you're smart, you'll steer clear of that whole disaster."

Juantanemo by Heather454 July 12, 2017

Juantonomoe 

A 24 Year old Filipino filmmaker who can be caught in the wild saying phrases such as, "MKAH, YESSIR, Fortnite BATTLE ROYALEEEE, SecretLabs, and SANKUUU." He lives for entertaining others and of course Bits. He can edit movies and fortnite builds like a BO$$.

Boy1: Wow that Film was great!!!
Boy2: Damn, they had a Juantonomoe ass editor.

Juantonomoe by juansmod December 2, 2020