Jonston is a guy who is like a present with lots of coverings that are hard to open. It’s hard to open him up, but once you do it is all true, and sweet! He may seem insensitive on the outside sometimes, but he truly cares about his family and friends and he is ~seriously~ funny. Even when he is going through something hard himself, he always offers to help people around him. He is also very smart due to his hard work and has lots of talents. Jonston is also a very positive person and tries his best to look on the brighter side of life. One of the best things about him is that he almost never lies. People like him because of his honest and fun yet serious nature.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).