jousty

Lucky, fortunate, jammy, spawny

Mark is a jousty bastard, he threw treble twenty with his first ever dart!

by Don Bricks February 16, 2010

Jousty

Willing to spar (verbally or otherwise) at a moment's notice.

Ser Jorah is feeling particularly jousty today!

by Goghzy123 April 26, 2019

Justyna

Always the most intelligent and attractive woman you could meet in your life, the best friend and the first person who showed you what real kindness was, Justyna has the most wonderful heart and soul and is the most amazing person you could know.

Without great people like Justyna there's no hope for a better world

by Ez-Ar-Ik January 31, 2020

Peep jousting

A game involving the classic Easter candy, Marshmallow Peeps. Each Peep has a toothpick sticking out of the front of it, like a lance. Two Peeps, so armed, are placed in a microwave facing each other. As they are heated, they expand, until one Peep's toothpick makes contact with the other, causing the unfortunate bugger to pop.

Peep jousting is one of the few things those nasty lumps of sugar are actually good for.

by sminturn November 3, 2006

Dick Joust

When two or more men run at each other, fully erect, trying to knock the other(s) over.

Sir Broderick: Stand down, Sir Ian! The crown is surely mine.
Sir Ian: And what are you proposing?
Sir Broderick: A Dick Joust, the greater man will be left standing.

by DumbCumBumWhoPissesAndShitsRum April 12, 2017

Mattress Jousting

When two people take a mattress off a bed(usually in a dorm hallway),hold it in front of them holding it by the sides or the back and get a big distance between them. Then, they run and charge into each other and whoever stays standing is the winner.A commonly known late-night college activity.

I grabbed my mattress and ran at Cody after I heard we were mattress jousting.

by Big Short January 20, 2009

anal jousting butt pirate

adj; A person (man) who likes to ram other men in the anal cavity with their erect penis.

You sir, are an anal jousting butt pirate.

by WhiteyMcLC June 19, 2006