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A name used to describe a particularly popular, intelligent and admirable person. Often used as a term of endearment.
"Jonty, that is just this side of decadence."

"Why thank you Jonty."

"You have excelled yourself Jonty."
by Carl Dadd December 23, 2004
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king off all living, and is perfect in any way possible, and is hereby better than any other persons inhabiting the earth.
Wow look its Jonty, lets bow to him
by jonathan May 14, 2003
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Pronunciation: Ja-wahn-tea

A Northern way to ask someone if they would like a cup of tea.
A'm put'n kettle on, jonty?
by heychrismillar March 20, 2009
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an amazingly sexy man with a massive cock amazing in the bed and can give you an orgasm with only his tong
1# - lets go find a jonty
2# - why?
1# - cause I'm really horny from sucking on your cunt and i need a dick in my pussy
by annalise132435 November 09, 2008
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Skinny, bespectacled, and perpetually youthful-looking individual with an unhealthy interest in technology.

Clean-cut appearance and slightly elevated social ability and personal cleanliness means they are more socially acceptable than a standard dork and can be safely invited to parties, although interpretations vary and there is a constant risk they will discuss computing.
"The audience at Robot Wars was full of Jonties."
by Jonty April 03, 2005
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A penis that, when erect, will curve at angles of over 50°.
James however, had a secret. He was the possessor of a Jonty.
by YouRabbit November 15, 2016
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