jonathan's definitions

bum beads

bum beads are droplets of saliva left after some serious ass rimming.

"Did you meet Nick at the gay bar the other night?" "Yeah, sure did. I went back to his place and rimmed him for ages. When I was done, I pulled away and could make out his bum beads."

by Jonathan June 17, 2006

sorta kinda

"kinda sorta" backwards. It has the same meaning, but sounds worse.

-Having a Good Day?

-Meh... (kinda sorta/sorta kinda)

by Jonathan December 2, 2004

Asshole-Milkshake

A drink. Usually made in the pornography industry. One first inserts speculum in anal cavity while one's back with legs around head. Next 5 men ejaculate into speculum to enter the rectum. Then whole milk is added with hershey syrup. Finally some whip cream and a cherry on top.
To drink on can either remove the speculum and insert a tube into the anal cavity and proceed to suck it out of one's own ass. Or the contents is expelled while being stood up into a glass preferable made for milkshakes. Then quaffed at lesiure.

A. Damn that Asshole-Milkshake was tasty!
B. Dont make me make you give yourself an asshole-milkshake!
C. Mom, more asshole-milkshake please!

by Jonathan December 13, 2004

Bed bug

A small parasite that resides in your bed, often used in a "tucking-in" ritual.

And as she told patrick, "Good night, sleep tight, dont let the bed bugs bite", he wasn't able to sleep that night.

by Jonathan May 5, 2005

binghamton

An overpopulated truck stop.

I go to Binghamton University.

by Jonathan March 23, 2005

hoose

term used for sound effects.

*while a character in a video game is getting punched* "hoose hoose hoose!"

by Jonathan June 19, 2006

icite

Word used by quebeckers. Bastardization of "ici".

Icite chu chez nous.

by Jonathan January 28, 2004