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A black nigga who have a fucking band call "Redencion" he live in puerto rico (the best country ever made and if you disagreed then you are a fucktard) and study in the crap call Vocacional High School of San Sebastian
by jonathan March 01, 2004
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A term used to refer to a person who feels a need to be in control of all aspects of his or her surroundings. Or, in other words, an anal retentive person "can't let go of shit."
My anal retentive parents won't let me leave the house without leaving them with an address, name, and phone number for my destination.
by jonathan May 08, 2004
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The act of putting your penis up someone else's ass for sexual pleasure.
The guy got home and knew he needed to make love, he reached over and rubbered up his partner. Loads of lube was used and they had wild and passionate analsex.
by jonathan June 21, 2004
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To snap ones teeth at another person.
Jimmy looked at Patty and said "arch".
by jonathan February 03, 2005
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a title of respect for a member of the English gentry ranking just below a knight; placed after the name.

Also sounds super cool and makes you feel important. So put it after your name, and be cool... like me.
My name is Hendel, Jon Hendel ESQ.
by jonathan January 17, 2005
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commonly refers to the DESERT EAGLE .50 pistol invented in the 80's by Magnum Research Incorporated.
The DEagle fires a half inch slug that can do serious damage to human body tissue or can puncture armor such as Kevlar.
I need a powerful handgun so I will buy a Desert to smoke them fools at my smoke.
by jonathan May 01, 2004
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