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bum beads

bum beads are droplets of saliva left after some serious ass rimming.
"Did you meet Nick at the gay bar the other night?" "Yeah, sure did. I went back to his place and rimmed him for ages. When I was done, I pulled away and could make out his bum beads."
by Jonathan June 17, 2006
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T-Virus

The 'T-virus', which stands for 'Tyrant-virus', is an RNA virus developed by the international pharmaceutical company Umbrella. It was created for use in the development of 'Human biological weapons', better known as zombies. By using it to mutate a victim's genes while also adding the DNA of an amphibian, the 'Fighting biological weapon', known as the Hunter, was also created. An even deadlier 'Fighting biological weapon', called the Tyrant, can be made by injecting the 'T-virus' into a perfectly compatible host.

Roughly 90% of the world's human population can be infected by the virus and turn to zombies, while those who escape infection could be killed by the infected. Roughly 1 in 10 million people will become a Tyrant when infected.

All lifeforms, ranging from primitive insects to mammals, can be infected by the 'T-virus'.
The 'T-virus' was responsible for the outbreak of mutants in and near Raccoon city in 1998.
by Jonathan December 26, 2003
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GFYAD

Please GFYAD! It'll make the world a better place.
by Jonathan December 13, 2003
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Egui

A black nigga who have a fucking band call "Redencion" he live in puerto rico (the best country ever made and if you disagreed then you are a fucktard) and study in the crap call Vocacional High School of San Sebastian
by Jonathan March 1, 2004
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weiner show

Exposing the weiner in public.
Sex
Foreplay
A way of getting someones attention
Jon did the weiner show at Mickeys last weekend.

"Hey sweetcakes, can I have the weiner show now?"
by jonathan May 13, 2005
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taco meat

excessive armpit hair that at first glance appears to look like juicy ground meat
"Damn, taco meat freak!"
by Jonathan January 27, 2004
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cog

can refer to a Revolver Handgun because of its coglike revolving cylinder.
Don't front like you don't wanna pull your cog out in front of Bunz - BELLY (restaraunt scene)
by jonathan May 1, 2004
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