Jonsey 

Default Boi with his square ass face bleached head

fuck jonsey he got the pump

Jonsey by Jacktheripper23 December 6, 2018

jonsey 

Little anoying mofo who gets on ya nerves but is the cunt who is always organised and nuthing can be wrong or his life is over.

Tommo:get aload of jonsey doing his homwork
Ben:yeah he is shitting himself.

jonsey by Darren Thomson April 28, 2005

Jonsey 

Obegiens lover will steel your milk and yo gurls hairline. Has a 1inc wonder and will is a good boyfriend and lover for your 5 aday and vegetables mainly obegiens

Oooh jonsey s back with the obegirns

Jonsey by Hiagainitsme May 10, 2018

Jonsey 

(Noun) Someone who is super hot and sexy, has ABS-O-STEEL, and knows a Mexican who is also dirty and has the nick name of Sanchèz, which when combined, you get the Dirty Sanchèz. To be a Brian you must also know how to poll dance like a crazy mother.

Hey, no one theses days can pull a Jonsey like Brian.

Jonsey by Dirty Sanchèz (Paco) March 11, 2005

Jonsey 

To remove or be removed from self from social interaction, due to the discord or discontent caused by banter.

"Please jonsey me from this group!"

Jonsey by Eddiy July 22, 2014

Jonsey 

a jonsey is a so called joint the ogs in the “DALE” named it that because they wanted to create a new name for “joint” they thought the word was lame as fuck and sounded like a damn bone so they changed it to jonsey , don’t ever say “pass me that joint” cause you’ll get knocked the fuck out in the dale

Ayo pass me that jonsey son

Jonsey by ANAVA January 5, 2022

Jonsey time

To go to something at least 10 Minutes before it starts

Why are we going so early what are we doing? running on Jonsey time?

Jonsey time by GOBIOUS INDUSTRYS January 27, 2010