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jolong - saying goodbye someone who you consider to be an 'average joe'

a new take on so long
'jolong motherfucker' he walks away 'god that dude has zero personality and i hope he knows it now i said jolong'
jolong by lonxinnit June 19, 2024
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Joongdunking 

Verb. Chaotic and unhinged flirting between two people who already share a close relationship.
They were so enamored of one another, that they didn't realize their flirting had become joongdunking.
Related Words
jolong jolongo jologs jalong joelong joling Jomong joonge Joongkook jlong

joongdok 

It is the homoerotic connection between the characters Yoo Joonghyuk and Kim Dokja from the webnovel/webtoon 'Omniscient Reader'. Both showing signs of affection for each other and are respectively known as 'sunfish bastard' and 'ugly squid'.

Some examples being;
Yoo Joonghyuk choking Kim Dokja
They insult each other while caring the most about the other.
They would both sacrifice themselves for the other.
"Joongdok is canon." "Oh my god, I agree!"
joongdok by 9NY1F58X18O6Z4 February 2, 2022

Song Joong-Ki 

Song Joong-Ki is a Korean actor/model/one song singer known for his flawless, soft skin and overall awesomeness. He's featured on many cosmetic products due to his divine skin quality envied by many women, including his own mother. He has been in many dramas and clearly outshines his co-stars. So far he has been in Love Racing, My Precious Child, OB/GYN Doctors, Will It Snow For Christmas?, My Fair Lady, Sungkyunkwan Scandal, Triple, Tree With Deep Roots, and Nice Guy. He sang an OST song for Nice Guy, so obviously, he's a full-fledged professional singer now. His new album will be sold in stores soon.
"Did you watch Nice Guy?"
"Is that the one with that flawless male lead?"
"Song Joong-Ki I presume?"
"Why yes! He's a very dashing fellow."
"I hate the girl he's with. She obviously doesn't know what "boundaries" mean!"
"Amen, sister! He's all mine!!!"
"OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!"
*(start fighting)
Song Joong-Ki by SkksJoongki November 10, 2012

Bongo Jalongo

a girl who has a fantastic rack which is not big due to excess flab
connor: wow look at those jugs
joe: no they're Bongo Jalongos.......silly connor

Joongdunk 

Noun. An intrinsically intertwined pairing built on immediate comfort and trust.
From the moment they met they were so closely connected and essential to one another that we knew for certain their relationship was joongdunk.
Joongdunk by Monochromaticform August 14, 2023

kim hyun joong 

SEXIEST BEAST ALIVE

sexy voice
sexy hair
sexy body
sexy smile
sexy EVERYTHING
non human
....
and oh yeah he is a EXTREMELY talented korean singer/ actor
that about sums him up XD
I wanna kiss kiss....i need your kiss kiss

kim hyun joong
kim hyun joong by kpop fan October 22, 2011
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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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