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Some when with the long,slong,big dick only the real ones get named this
Damn jlong you got a big dick
jlong by Ddp massacre November 7, 2017
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jlong yell

Yell of frustration generated by males due to an inability to generate an erection or to please their female partners. Said to have origins in North Atlanta perversion of the word slong. Can also refer to a cry of frustration generated by the female from an inadequete partner.
What was that noise?

Sounded like a jlong yell.

I feel sorry for that guys partner.
jlong yell by kamerooroo April 15, 2010
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Jonghyun 

A member of a kpop group SHINee.

A person with an angelic voice, splendid smile and even more beautiful personality.

A kpop idol who fought for lgbt+ rights and wrote splendid and realistic lyrics.
A korean artist who wasn’t afraid to talk about his depression yet he didn’t get the help he needed. He cared for so many people and so many people cared about him but he didn’t want to burden them with his own problems.
All you need to know is that he worked hard, he was (still is) an inspiration for many many people and he was a human being with a big heart.

You did well, Jonghyun.
Rest In Peace.
Someone: Who’s Jonghyun?
Shawol points to the sky and says: Do you see the star? That’s him, our Jonghyunie, still shining even though it’s not on the stage.
Jonghyun by edawn’s jesus December 22, 2017
This guy is the pure definition of cute. He' respectful, clean and funny. If you Jeongin dont ever let him go cause he make life the most beautiful you've ever seen.
"Jeongin is so cute and nice"
jeongin by KpopFan💖 December 31, 2017
"Kim jongin is a literal god that god sent down to bless us mere peasants with. His smile is the equivalent to the sun and he possesses more beauty than michelangelo's sistine chapel. His laugh is like bright bubbles of happiness and joy, and it's really cute when he laughs to the point where you can hear each individual 'ha' in his laugh, he's probably living his best life and we love that for him. A perfectionist who's very hard on himself but shouldn't be since he has all the talent in the world at his disposal, dancing so beautiful and sharp. He has a way with moving his body that it conveys emotion and a story in each of his dances, such a strong stage presence that he even acknowledges the personality change he was taught to convey on stage when he dances. Kim Jongin, Kim Kai, same person. A love for dogs and teddy bears, homie is someone you just have to love bc lets be honest everyone loves Jonginnie."
kim jongin is the living embodiment of untouchable perfection n thats the tea
Jongin by aidensrk September 21, 2018

jonghyun 

the greatest man to ever walk this earth. resembles the most beautiful thing you could ever imagine. he is the moon. stan shinee.
jonghyun saved my life
jonghyun by lee taemin September 30, 2018
Jongho is the youngest member of Korean boyband "Ateez" he is extremely talented singer and has the strength of hulk which can tear part fruit with his bare hands.

he is the most adorable little thing ever and also is extremely handsome
Atiny 1: did you see what Ateez posted last night

Atiny 2: yeah about Jongho ripping that apple to shreds

Atiny 3: yeah he's such a hulk
jongho by 127milesfromnct January 15, 2019
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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