joelong 

A process where rocks fall from the sky.

its joelonging now!

joelong by puwed November 10, 2013

joelong 

A 'joelong' is unit of measure, like a furlong, but for group chat message length. The length of which is based on the average length of that one person in the WhatsApp/group chat whose messages are almost always too long. One joelong is typically as long as this explanation, the main difference being, it could be made significantly shorter. Perhaps a single line.

Sorry that message was 3 joelongs. In short, my wisdom teeth need to come out.

joelong by Beaver-man January 12, 2018

joeling

v. - to wander around aimlessly inquiring as to what others are doing. It usually comes as a distraction to others and often involves food.

Example 1: "I was trying to get the shop organized when Rene came Joeling by."
Example 2: "Hey man, want to go Joeling?" "Nah, I've actually got work to do."

joeling by AME Webster1 January 1, 2009

jolongo 

Fucked up (in Spanish)

Este omelette esta bien jolongo

jolongo by Hotsauce1015 March 24, 2019

Joeling

The act of slacking off whilst appearing to do work.

"Is he working or is he just Joeling around again??"

Joeling by WFMKitty August 27, 2013

Joeling

To back out of something at the very last second.

Motherfucking Joel is joeling out again.

Joeling by Sin Haldenus January 13, 2015

Joeling

In street painting, to put in 15 minutes of pavement work per hour. To socialize for 45 minutes and work for 15, yet still manage to finish before anyone else and produce a beautiful painting.

Man, I'm really far behind in my piece today because I've been joeling for most of the day.

Joeling by ideawork July 26, 2012