A 'joelong' is unit of measure, like a furlong, but for group chat message length. The length of which is based on the average length of that one person in the WhatsApp/group chat whose messages are almost always too long. One joelong is typically as long as this explanation, the main difference being, it could be made significantly shorter. Perhaps a single line.
Sorry that message was 3 joelongs. In short, my wisdom teeth need to come out.
by Beaver-man January 12, 2018
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