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The goat prince of Haham leader of vengeance and goats our lord and savior
Run thats Joeee! i heard he kicked a griffon out of the air! Thats right
joeee by xecrtyuhji February 8, 2019
Related Words
Joeee • Joeled • jodee • joee • jocee • joedee • joelee • Joelene • joebee • joeben
On a rare occasion, it's when a person hits the jackpot in the lottery and due to their extreme excited, has an orgasm at the same time.
"OH GOD.... I HAVE BEEN JOELED.... AH YEAH! IT FEELS SO GOOD!"
or
"OH GOD! Oh god, yes! I've won the lottery! ... I'm having an orgasm..."
Joeled by MichaelJCaboose December 19, 2014
A term of ridicule assigned to a young child with a disproportionately head/body ratio.

Typically used as an insult of last resort (when the user has exhausted all logical alternatives and must resort to aesthetics-based attacks).

Extremely powerful - but with long lasting effects that will cause the recipient to hate you deeply for life.
I thought Joehead was about to kick the game winning goal, but instead he capsized under the weight of his own head at the moment he was about to kick for a score.
Joehead by Christchurch Express March 27, 2010

joeheathcote 

Also referred to as "Chickenslayer" and "Chickenman"

joeheathcote is an Oni (Demon) stemming from Japanese folk lore from the Kamakura period (1185–1333).

A lost soul that now wonders the streets of Yorkshire, England, after a Japanese trader supposedly smashed a pot containing his essence some time in the 14th century.

A number of sightings have been reported of him, from recent years, stemming all the way back to his origin in the Japanese wilderness.

You would know immediately if you happen to stumble anywhere near this spirit, as he uses trademark phrases such as "why would i salt a eggplant", "sooo", "niegroied HHAHA H", "am i", "ohhhh makes sense i am noob so", and most commonly, "do u".

The true meaning behind these phrases is most certainly lost to the ages, but they still manage to haunt anyone misfortunate enough to hear them. It is said that anyone unfortunate enough to cross his path will be frozen in place, and forced to listen to his incoherent rambling, and mysterious high pitched buzzing emanating from his mouth until he gets tired and retreats into the shadows.

If you happen to meet joeheathcote in your travels, the most important thing to do is not panic! The best way to rid yourself of the demon is to nod and smile whilst pretending that you understand what he's saying, this will undoubtebly make him leave faster.
My lord, I can hear strange words coming from the bushes again...

As can I, boy, we best get moving if we hope to avoid the joeheathcote.
joeheathcote by bighomiemood February 14, 2018
Perfect person thinks there flawed but there not.very hot but thinks there not.very funny nice caring and sweet you can talk to them about anything perfect person to marry
Person 1: you got a JoDee!?

Person 2:yeah i did!

Person 3: dont talk about them like there pokemon
JoDee by Something awesome August 20, 2016
A joepert is a person who defends the choices he or she made after they prove to be bad decisions. They will often go to great lengths and convoluted explanations to convince people that the choice they made was correct although they are already suffering from the negative effects.
He told his wife that she was fat. He still thinks it was the right thing to do even though he now lives on the street. He is such a joepert.
joepert by Matsumatsu February 11, 2015
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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