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Betty: Im dating Thomas!!
Hottest Thiccie of all time: Ha, pfft.
Betty: What?!
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Betty: Shit got me there.
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Betty: What?!
Hottest Thiccie of all time: But are you dating a Joeben?
Betty: Shit got me there.
by ThiiicieMcGee May 10, 2018
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Arthur: yes, he was rude to me and said he was a avagadro
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by Joebeids July 10, 2019
Get the joebeidos mug.On Jebena is a phrase which is a way of saying that someone is telling the truth. Similar to another phrase such as "I swear to God." Other common uses are "On my mom," "On my grandma," "On my grandpa," "On gang,"
by ሀያአንድ ሳቬጅ December 22, 2019
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Joementia seemed lost at his recent town hall, but media cherrypicked his strongest answers for their clips.
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Ex #1
Him: wow joelene is beautiful
Friend: but she is shy maybe if you get to know her she will open up
Him: with a shot.
Ex #2
Girl#1: seriously you don't want to mess with her.
Girl#2:Why who is she.
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Friend: but she is shy maybe if you get to know her she will open up
Him: with a shot.
Ex #2
Girl#1: seriously you don't want to mess with her.
Girl#2:Why who is she.
Girl#1: that's joelene she is pretty shy but everyone knows not to mess with her she could beat up half the school
by Apple_piezs November 4, 2018
Get the Joelene mug.A Joeven, In Spanish Joven means "young" is such a sweet and handsome man that everyone wants to get to know but he is Ill-tempered man, he always say "I don't care". Loyal to death and honest to the point of brutality. He will never cheat on you, Even though some of you disagree.
My name is Joeven
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