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A Joeben is possibly the GOAT of all men. Incredibly sexy, and gets thiccies with absolute ease. His personality is insane, he is charming, handsome, hilarious, and super unique. His unique name has everyone, who he meets, constantly bamboozled. There aren't many Joebens in the world so if you meet one, you must treasure that moment forever.
Betty: Im dating Thomas!!
Hottest Thiccie of all time: Ha, pfft.
Betty: What?!
Hottest Thiccie of all time: But are you dating a Joeben?
Betty: Shit got me there.
Joeben by ThiiicieMcGee May 10, 2018
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the act of a friend being too concerned with your text messages; i.e. who you're talking to, what they said, what you said
oh, joe is joeben again
joeben by katebabe55 January 3, 2011
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joebeidos 

usually a joebeidos and portrays a stupid person that has a fetish for toes
Anthony: Hey did u see that curly cotton head joebeidos?

Arthur: yes, he was rude to me and said he was a avagadro
joebeidos by Joebeids July 10, 2019

On Jebena 

On Jebena is a phrase which is a way of saying that someone is telling the truth. Similar to another phrase such as "I swear to God." Other common uses are "On my mom," "On my grandma," "On my grandpa," "On gang,"
Tersit: for real?
Saronnie: on Jebena, sis

joementia 

A name for a politician who shows some evidence of mental decline that is not reported on -- or is actively concealed -- by media. It's namesake, President Joe Biden, is a very good example. Paul von Hindenburg was as well.
Joementia seemed lost at his recent town hall, but media cherrypicked his strongest answers for their clips.
joementia by CactusFrame October 27, 2021
Joelene is shy but once you get to know her she is very open and funny. Joelene is very stunning with her looks and is romantic. she is athletic and could beat up most people who threaten her so don't mess with her. If you are in a relationship with her consider yourself lucky because she in caring, loyal, funny, trustworthy, and will spoil you rotten.
Ex #1
Him: wow joelene is beautiful

Friend: but she is shy maybe if you get to know her she will open up
Him: with a shot.
Ex #2
Girl#1: seriously you don't want to mess with her.
Girl#2:Why who is she.
Girl#1: that's joelene she is pretty shy but everyone knows not to mess with her she could beat up half the school
Joelene by Apple_piezs November 4, 2018
A Joeven, In Spanish Joven means "young" is such a sweet and handsome man that everyone wants to get to know but he is Ill-tempered man, he always say "I don't care". Loyal to death and honest to the point of brutality. He will never cheat on you, Even though some of you disagree.
My name is Joeven
Joeven by majakchurchill June 8, 2021
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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