Joehead 

A term of ridicule assigned to a young child with a disproportionately head/body ratio.

Typically used as an insult of last resort (when the user has exhausted all logical alternatives and must resort to aesthetics-based attacks).

Extremely powerful - but with long lasting effects that will cause the recipient to hate you deeply for life.

I thought Joehead was about to kick the game winning goal, but instead he capsized under the weight of his own head at the moment he was about to kick for a score.

Joehead by Christchurch Express March 27, 2010

joeheathcote 

Also referred to as "Chickenslayer" and "Chickenman"

joeheathcote is an Oni (Demon) stemming from Japanese folk lore from the Kamakura period (1185–1333).

A lost soul that now wonders the streets of Yorkshire, England, after a Japanese trader supposedly smashed a pot containing his essence some time in the 14th century.

A number of sightings have been reported of him, from recent years, stemming all the way back to his origin in the Japanese wilderness.

You would know immediately if you happen to stumble anywhere near this spirit, as he uses trademark phrases such as "why would i salt a eggplant", "sooo", "niegroied HHAHA H", "am i", "ohhhh makes sense i am noob so", and most commonly, "do u".

The true meaning behind these phrases is most certainly lost to the ages, but they still manage to haunt anyone misfortunate enough to hear them. It is said that anyone unfortunate enough to cross his path will be frozen in place, and forced to listen to his incoherent rambling, and mysterious high pitched buzzing emanating from his mouth until he gets tired and retreats into the shadows.

If you happen to meet joeheathcote in your travels, the most important thing to do is not panic! The best way to rid yourself of the demon is to nod and smile whilst pretending that you understand what he's saying, this will undoubtebly make him leave faster.

My lord, I can hear strange words coming from the bushes again...

As can I, boy, we best get moving if we hope to avoid the joeheathcote.

joeheathcote by bighomiemood February 14, 2018

jorehead 

jorehead is a combiantion between ateez's main vocal and heartthrob Jongho and forehead whereas his shining forehead can make their fans called atiny cry and bark on it.

OMG JOREHEAD!

BARK BARK WOOF WOOF GROWL BARK WOOF JOREHEAD

jorehead by elara yungi December 18, 2020

Joghead

Joghead is a derogatory term for calling someone an idiot.

The term originates from the Isle of Guernsey in the Channel Islands.

Sophie you are such a Joghead!

Joghead by sopusyus January 17, 2010

Joe-Head

(noun, singular): The person you should always come to when he calls you; an irresistible Joe who also wants YOU

Heather came home one day and Joe said, Come to Joe-Head, and Heather came. (Variant phrasings might include "come to the head of Joe")

Joe-Head by Joe-Head April 14, 2006

Joe-head

A ugly average Joe who blaims life's problem's on the government when they live on them using wellfare and never hold a job on purpose. Uses other people's phones for avoiding police tapping theirs, and claim their normal.

inspired by average joe
see: Joe & Anita

The Joe-head reacted to the seeing the officer.

Joe-head by Michel Mullin September 16, 2005

Joe-head

1. An Average Joe A man phobic of police tapping phones & Blaims Government for things that their fault but live off
them.

2. Any male who is the avoid even is slightless way, or a
pain in neck

"our being A joe-head"

Joe-head by Micheal South September 27, 2005