Joeee

The goat prince of Haham, lord of vengeance, liberator of goatkind.

Person: OH SHIT! IT"S JOEEE
Joeee: *Screems*
Person: *Dies*

Joeee by LevyStevie February 8, 2019

joeee

The goat prince of Haham leader of vengeance and goats our lord and savior

Run thats Joeee! i heard he kicked a griffon out of the air! Thats right

joeee by xecrtyuhji February 8, 2019

Joeled 

On a rare occasion, it's when a person hits the jackpot in the lottery and due to their extreme excited, has an orgasm at the same time.

"OH GOD.... I HAVE BEEN JOELED.... AH YEAH! IT FEELS SO GOOD!"
or
"OH GOD! Oh god, yes! I've won the lottery! ... I'm having an orgasm..."

Joeled by MichaelJCaboose December 19, 2014

Joehead 

A term of ridicule assigned to a young child with a disproportionately head/body ratio.

Typically used as an insult of last resort (when the user has exhausted all logical alternatives and must resort to aesthetics-based attacks).

Extremely powerful - but with long lasting effects that will cause the recipient to hate you deeply for life.

I thought Joehead was about to kick the game winning goal, but instead he capsized under the weight of his own head at the moment he was about to kick for a score.

Joehead by Christchurch Express March 27, 2010

joeheathcote 

Also referred to as "Chickenslayer" and "Chickenman"

joeheathcote is an Oni (Demon) stemming from Japanese folk lore from the Kamakura period (1185–1333).

A lost soul that now wonders the streets of Yorkshire, England, after a Japanese trader supposedly smashed a pot containing his essence some time in the 14th century.

A number of sightings have been reported of him, from recent years, stemming all the way back to his origin in the Japanese wilderness.

You would know immediately if you happen to stumble anywhere near this spirit, as he uses trademark phrases such as "why would i salt a eggplant", "sooo", "niegroied HHAHA H", "am i", "ohhhh makes sense i am noob so", and most commonly, "do u".

The true meaning behind these phrases is most certainly lost to the ages, but they still manage to haunt anyone misfortunate enough to hear them. It is said that anyone unfortunate enough to cross his path will be frozen in place, and forced to listen to his incoherent rambling, and mysterious high pitched buzzing emanating from his mouth until he gets tired and retreats into the shadows.

If you happen to meet joeheathcote in your travels, the most important thing to do is not panic! The best way to rid yourself of the demon is to nod and smile whilst pretending that you understand what he's saying, this will undoubtebly make him leave faster.

My lord, I can hear strange words coming from the bushes again...

As can I, boy, we best get moving if we hope to avoid the joeheathcote.

joeheathcote by bighomiemood February 14, 2018

JoDee 

Perfect person thinks there flawed but there not.very hot but thinks there not.very funny nice caring and sweet you can talk to them about anything perfect person to marry

Person 1: you got a JoDee!?

Person 2:yeah i did!

Person 3: dont talk about them like there pokemon

JoDee by Something awesome August 20, 2016

joepert 

A joepert is a person who defends the choices he or she made after they prove to be bad decisions. They will often go to great lengths and convoluted explanations to convince people that the choice they made was correct although they are already suffering from the negative effects.

He told his wife that she was fat. He still thinks it was the right thing to do even though he now lives on the street. He is such a joepert.

joepert by Matsumatsu February 11, 2015