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Joongdunking
They were so enamored of one another, that they didn't realize their flirting had become joongdunking.
Joongdunking by Monochromaticform July 20, 2023
JOBOL
Similar to LOL'ing when you see something funny online, you JOBOL when you see some totally hot barely legal or MILF material while surfing on a laptop... Put simply, you Jizz On Back Of Laptop.
Dude, did you see that picdump with all the amateurs I sent you?
Oh yeah, I JOBOL'ed while looking at that pr0n
I hadn't punched my clown for a few nights, and when I saw that new vid of Kim Kardashian I JOBOL'ed so much I almost ruined my laptop.
Oh yeah, I JOBOL'ed while looking at that pr0n
I hadn't punched my clown for a few nights, and when I saw that new vid of Kim Kardashian I JOBOL'ed so much I almost ruined my laptop.
JOBOL by Beekussey Silvahj March 25, 2010
Sung-Joon
"Sung-Joon" is a slang term for someone who purposefully irritates others whilst acting oblivious to his/her actions.
Person X posts a photoshopped picture of Y to irritate him/her
Y: "why did you do that?!"
X: "ha...what are you talking about?"
Y:"You know what I mean!...your such a Sung-Joon"
Another example:
Person X falsely claims to have beaten up person Y in a sad attempt to gain clout from his/her peers.
Y: "Why are you telling people that you beat me up?"
X: (Giggling)"because I did"
Y: "What are you on about? Your such an SJ!"
Y: "why did you do that?!"
X: "ha...what are you talking about?"
Y:"You know what I mean!...your such a Sung-Joon"
Another example:
Person X falsely claims to have beaten up person Y in a sad attempt to gain clout from his/her peers.
Y: "Why are you telling people that you beat me up?"
X: (Giggling)"because I did"
Y: "What are you on about? Your such an SJ!"
Jabonie
joongdok
It is the homoerotic connection between the characters Yoo Joonghyuk and Kim Dokja from the webnovel/webtoon 'Omniscient Reader'. Both showing signs of affection for each other and are respectively known as 'sunfish bastard' and 'ugly squid'.
Some examples being;
Yoo Joonghyuk choking Kim Dokja
They insult each other while caring the most about the other.
They would both sacrifice themselves for the other.
Some examples being;
Yoo Joonghyuk choking Kim Dokja
They insult each other while caring the most about the other.
They would both sacrifice themselves for the other.
joongdok by 9NY1F58X18O6Z4 February 2, 2022
Song Joong-Ki
Song Joong-Ki is a Korean actor/model/one song singer known for his flawless, soft skin and overall awesomeness. He's featured on many cosmetic products due to his divine skin quality envied by many women, including his own mother. He has been in many dramas and clearly outshines his co-stars. So far he has been in Love Racing, My Precious Child, OB/GYN Doctors, Will It Snow For Christmas?, My Fair Lady, Sungkyunkwan Scandal, Triple, Tree With Deep Roots, and Nice Guy. He sang an OST song for Nice Guy, so obviously, he's a full-fledged professional singer now. His new album will be sold in stores soon.
"Did you watch Nice Guy?"
"Is that the one with that flawless male lead?"
"Song Joong-Ki I presume?"
"Why yes! He's a very dashing fellow."
"I hate the girl he's with. She obviously doesn't know what "boundaries" mean!"
"Amen, sister! He's all mine!!!"
"OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!"
*(start fighting)
"Is that the one with that flawless male lead?"
"Song Joong-Ki I presume?"
"Why yes! He's a very dashing fellow."
"I hate the girl he's with. She obviously doesn't know what "boundaries" mean!"
"Amen, sister! He's all mine!!!"
"OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!"
*(start fighting)
Song Joong-Ki by SkksJoongki November 10, 2012
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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