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Similar to LOL'ing when you see something funny online, you JOBOL when you see some totally hot barely legal or MILF material while surfing on a laptop... Put simply, you Jizz On Back Of Laptop.
Dude, did you see that picdump with all the amateurs I sent you?
Oh yeah, I JOBOL'ed while looking at that pr0n

I hadn't punched my clown for a few nights, and when I saw that new vid of Kim Kardashian I JOBOL'ed so much I almost ruined my laptop.
JOBOL by Beekussey Silvahj March 25, 2010
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she is a girl full of love. easy to forgive but hard to forget. a short tempered but a loyal one. being with her makes your life happy and contented.
Jobelle is a name of a girl
Jobelle by quiros June 7, 2021
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Jovolisko 

A highly taxed town in DayZ named by former pro esports player now youtuber and streamer "Dellor" who is the mayor of this highly taxed area.
Attention to all citizens of Jovolisko, it is now tax season, and it is one hundred percent tax rate. Please go to the barn in the middle of Jovolisko if you do not want to be taxed.
Jovolisko by Some1onUrbanDict February 28, 2021
Used to describe a sharp, athletic handsome boy who knows a lot or something about everything.
“Correct!! You answered that question like a true Jibola
Jibola by Max10718 September 20, 2019
A group of varied items sold by wholesalers or other merchants at cheaper rates.
Someone is selling joblot of spark plugs. In other words he is selling a variety of different spark plugs at a cheap price.
joblot by Fakey Namey November 2, 2008
Jobelyn is a God fearing woman, faithful, a happy go lucky girl, very sweet and hard to find, that name has many gifts and talents. Funniest and sometimes the great pretender. She might look like snobbery but trust me

but her heart is full of love and selfless.
Job e lyn; that Girl Faithful she is Jobelyn
jobelyn by Silentwriter🎤 June 7, 2021
Something that no one can define or answer; jobert; jobaih
Bruh ur such a Jobo! Nah bro ur a jobert!
Jobo by Jobert Jobo May 22, 2019
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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