Jobonie

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Anyone who has just a regular job (as opposed to doing their dream).

"Yo, don't get so upset...you're dealing with a jobonie."

Jobonie by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005

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Jobonie

Anyone who has just a regular job (as opposed to an entrepreneur).

"Honey, don't get mad...remember, you're dealing with a jobonie."

Jobonie by Mojo Mojowitz & S. McLean December 28, 2005

Related Words

Jobonie • joonie • joonies • jooniesexual • Jabonie • jobonee • Joonieitis • joonielvr • Joonie park • jooniesis

Jabonie

Noun - Fuckwit or any other derogatory version of Fuckwit.

You are such a Jabonie!!!!

Jabonie by Duke Able January 20, 2015

joonie

literally the bestest human in existence.

joonie is such a wholesome man!

joonie by beauty and the 69 beasts April 26, 2019

Joonie

How do you spot a RM stan? they will usually call him Joon or Joonie. Joonie is more commonly known online as Dance Monster, Expensive Girl enthusiast and that one dude from Behind The Scenes with an obsession for converse shoes.

anti: "bruh rap monster is the visual hole of bts!"
a tru skinny legend: "what are you talking about? my joonie is the most adorable sunshine ever! *insert uwu 1000x & rm stan account*

Joonie by sunzshiz June 6, 2018

jovonie

He’s a sexy charming guy and pulls a lot of females if single but once he in a relationship he’s loyal and he knows how to be good in bed

Jovonie has me crazy over him

jovonie by Is facts June 20, 2019

Joonie

Hot

Person 1: "Omg! That person is so hot!"
Person 2: "That's called a Joonie dumbass"

Joonie by Holdupwtfbros September 15, 2020

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026