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Someone who frequently shows their zombie like penis.

Jason put your pants on quickly i can see your jbone.

jbone by Herman Craptower April 10, 2009

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Jbone

A joint of marijuana

"lets smoke a jbone"

"lets roll a jbone"

Jbone by Alienjiz1990 November 17, 2009

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Jbone

to lay around and do nothing but sleep, eat, and booze

All my roommate does all day is jbone it up on the couch. He's such a freeloader.

Jbone by Kobe451 September 29, 2010

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jbone

n. A Fark user who saw fit to correct the grammar of long-time Farkers, unaware he was correcting a long-standing cliche.
Slang for newbie.

Not "morons." (Spelled with no "a," by the way)

jbone by Prude_Hawkeye November 19, 2004

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Jbone

Someone who is an idiot

Joshua is a Jbone

Jbone by Jeff Daniel July 12, 2020

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jughead jones

Literally the hottest person ever, has a sad past, and underrated.

"Idk just he's from riverdale, Jughead jones."

jughead jones by Camtheswag May 24, 2017

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Jughead Jones

A very attractive, and smart young man. His real name is Forsythe Pendleton Jones III. He is a very talented writer, and he's also quite cute. (Notice me senpai) He is dating Betty Cooper, and is also good friends with Veronica Lodge and Archie Andrews.

Jughead: It's called Necrophilia, Reggie. Can you spell it?
Reggie: Jughead Jones, I swear to god...

Jughead Jones by Jughead Jones - I define names October 27, 2018

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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