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Nice Guy: Not to be confused with a nice guy (that is, a male that is nice)- When used as a noun instead of an adjective, Nice Guy refers to people (men or women) who believe basic social expectations are currency for sex.
Nice Guy: I don't understand, I'm a good listener, I help carry his/her groceries, and feed the cat while he/she is away, and he/she won't even let me touch him/her!

Sympathetic ear: Uh, because as a human being you should be doing those things in the first place, and OH YEAH: nobody has to have sex with you, and probably won't want to because it's obvious you think basic decency is sex money! To be clear: you are trying to trick people into thinking your Niceness is generosity, when they can clearly see your transactional intent. It's gross. Stop acting like a Nice Guy.
by amiknot? September 03, 2013
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A nice guy is either one of two types:

The first being a guy who is genuinely kind and caring. He is polite to everyone regardless of sex, age or race. He has no ulterior motive, i.e. he is not nice to get a reward, he behaves as such because it's human decency.

The second kind of nice guy is the one who has ulterior motives. He believes that because he behaves in a certain way the world owes him for his actions. He doesn't make it clear what he desires from the beginning and becomes angry when he doesn't get what he wants.
"So Steve's helping his neighbor move today".

"Really? I hope he gets a reward".
"Oh, he doesn't want one, he's just a nice guy".

"Did you hear? Apparently Matt had a fit when that girl wouldn't go out with him".
"What did he do? Insult her?"
"No, he befriended her and pulled a nice guy act".
"What a dick!"
by Didget98 June 02, 2013
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A real nice guy is a guy who is just NICE. Kind, caring and understanding but without expecting a reward for it.

A self declared nice guy however is usually a guy who will be nice to you and expect some sort of romantic or sexual reward.

The self declared nice guys usually are the ones who complain about being friendzoned.
Real Nice Guy: Helps you with your problems and provides an amazing friendship without getting angy if you don't want to have sex with him, or date him, afterwards.

Self Declared Nice Guy: Helps you with your problems and provides an amazing friendship, then gets angry when you don't jump in bed with him for it.

Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out.
Being nice to her doesn't make her obligated to develop sexual and/or romantic interest in you.
NOT LIKING YOU DESPITE YOUR KINDNESS DOES NOT MEAN SHE ONLY LIKES DOUCHEBAGS.
by i_bite_vampires January 24, 2013
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FAKE. there are no in this world.
"nice guys always finish last" CAPP, am i blind or sum? cause ive NEVER seen one. -h3yimdaddy
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The guy who will listen to a womans problems, support her through hard times and help her do anything she needs help with. The guy who will break his back just to make somebody happy. That's a nice guy.

And a REAL nice guy doesn't give a shit if he gets to go out with women or have sex with them, he's there for them because he wants to try and make them happy. One who expects to be rewarded sexually is no more then another fool.
Brian's a nice guy. He's not a jerk to anyone, he listens to womens problems, he tries to make his friends happy by helping them out, and he doesn't expect any kind of reward for it.
by Jerry D.T. December 05, 2009
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A badge of martyrdom. Men who spend their most of their time whining about how women “just want to date jerks”. Oblivious to the fact that no one finds people who feel sorry for themselves attractive, much less people who blame others for their lack of success. Most self proclaimednice guys” are just as self-centered and misogynistic as the jerks they gripe about, they are just much more spineless. To stupid to figure why women don’t find them attractive, they conclude that in order to get laid they must treat a woman like shit.

They tend to befriend women with the expectation that women owe them something more than friendship, then get all pissed off when the women tells them she’s not interested. Often going after women who are already in relationships, they misrepresent their intentions and try to use emotional manipulation and the facade of friendship as an excuse to get closer to them and score with them.

The sort of man who will give my definition a thumbs down. :)
Nice Guy: Why don’t women date nice guys like me?
Honest Girl: Because, you have no self-esteem and you have to blame other’s for your problems.
by OneBadAsp October 29, 2006
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