jobob 

Most amazing, talented, intelligent person secretly using sarcasm and wit to take over the world

Dang it Jobob is cool, everyone wants to be like him.

jobob by kevinbob November 23, 2021

jobby-joo

an item in which the name or function is unbeknownst to (or has been forgotten by) the person uttering the term

“I twisted the dilly-doo until the thingy lined up with the whosie-whatsit and wouldn’t ya know it. The dingus got all gashnitzed and gashnizzled and the jobby-joo went wizz-bang out the back. Please forgive me if I’m getting too technical for you. It’s just that I’ve been workin’ in the doojigger biz since I was knee-high to a whatchamacallit and I rarely interact with you civilians.”

jobby-joo by goose_on_a_roof October 15, 2020

JOBOL 

Similar to LOL'ing when you see something funny online, you JOBOL when you see some totally hot barely legal or MILF material while surfing on a laptop... Put simply, you Jizz On Back Of Laptop.

Dude, did you see that picdump with all the amateurs I sent you?
Oh yeah, I JOBOL'ed while looking at that pr0n

I hadn't punched my clown for a few nights, and when I saw that new vid of Kim Kardashian I JOBOL'ed so much I almost ruined my laptop.

JOBOL by Beekussey Silvahj March 25, 2010

Nut Jobber

when you’d rather (spicy Boston accent) erra bend yourself into a a pretzel and lick your own bean bag...deez nutz erra, taint, rather than Hot Big Ben, Siphoes, cock throttling puss-say with your MDE caaaack

I know this sweet siphoe who seemed ok but after sniifing her STANK cock throttling sniizach I decided to just give myself a Nut Jobber rather than crossing that hot cess puss-say pool

Nut Jobber by British Gal 1973 January 25, 2021

Jobby Webcam 

Similar to webcamming, jobby webcam is a hobby where you turn on the camera and take a jobby.

Your mum is a jobby webcammer

Jobby Webcam by Miya Balsitch February 16, 2021

jaboba 

jaboba

Dave: Hey man, how’s it goin??
Me:
Dave: Buddy?
Dave: You good?
Me: jaboba

jaboba by PresidentJobama August 10, 2019

Blow Jobbies 

Similar to Blowjobs, Blow Jobbies is basically sucking a jobby. This act is usually preformed on a Jobby Webcam session.

Your Mum Gives Out Blow Jobbies more often than she gives out money.

Blow Jobbies by BCTC March 1, 2021