jobby

A Scots term for the brownish substance excreted from ones anus when the bowels are full or after a spicy cuisine.
Also the term for something that is disapproved of/ rubbish.

"Who left that stinkin jobby in er"
"I canny flush 'is jobby away it's jist floatin 'er"
"The TV is pure jobby tonight"
"Keep yir jobby to yerself"
"Away and jobby yer pants ya big jobby-bum"
"Ma jobby wis jobby, i need another"
"that curry was jobby"

by Boab Bowroad October 11, 2004

jobby

runny,sticky brown substance,which comes from the anus.

caz u left ur jobby lyin in the livinroom ya fuckin mink!

by ryan April 21, 2004

jobby

shit, excrement, stuuf that shots from your ass.

eat my jobby, do it, do it.

by jackshaw8 April 17, 2005

jobby

A 'thing', used when you can't (be bothered to) remember the real name of something. Less effort to say than (for example) whatchamajigger or oojamaflip.

Pass the jobby over here, would ya..

Let me just grab my jobby and we can go

by JamesC March 29, 2005

jobby

Cutesy Mom word for a bowel movement, as in 'doing your job'.

Did you go jobby or just a peeps?

by Mickey Bitsko September 14, 2007

jobby

A jobby is a substance that comes from URanus of us on planet earth.

Earth: URanus is erupting again
URanus : oh no! give us sum bog roll!

by munkey May 06, 2004

Jobby

Scottish slang for shite, quite possibly the funniest word ever made.

"A wee beige jobby, floating there, smiling at you!"

by AxelS September 18, 2013