jobbles 

Any dangling body part. (Gender neutral.)

"Check out her jobbles; they fill up the whole billboard."

"Michelle wanted to kick the wanker's jobbles."

jobbles by janelle renée August 18, 2006

Jobbles 

Well-Known is Jobbles the Brain Invader of Norwegian myth, he is said to enter ones brain when they are camping out near a large body of water and infest their brain cavities with purple eggs that will hatch three days later.

Three days...

Jobbles by larstait October 30, 2003

Jobbles 

Wide long and studdy and packs a huge cock that only activates for 12 year olds

Your a fat jobbles

Jobbles by Shaggyo June 22, 2024

Blow Jobbies 

Similar to Blowjobs, Blow Jobbies is basically sucking a jobby. This act is usually preformed on a Jobby Webcam session.

Your Mum Gives Out Blow Jobbies more often than she gives out money.

Blow Jobbies by BCTC March 1, 2021

Jobble 

The act of purposely breaking or destroying your friends house/property, using such implements as eggs, whipping cream, hockey sticks, and fire.

One who jobbles can be known as a "Jobbla". These people are renown for their tendancy to jobble at house parties and the like.

It is considered poor etiquette to jobble whilst sober.

A game often played whilst jobbling is "Jobblecarton". This involves a carton of your selected juice being beaten around a room (preferably the kitchen), until sufficient damage has been done.

Hey Keith, lets bang 7 gram rocks and Jobble Tom's tonight!

Jobble by PaedophileJenkins April 7, 2011

Jobless

Someone who is currently unemployed and spends 14+ hours on Twitter each day

The twitter user _mufcjay is jobless and has 74,000 tweets in 6 months

Jobless by Ryanmcfc_ July 30, 2021

jobbies 

originally a Scottish slang name for faeces (poo). Used to describe something or someone that is disliked by someone.

she thinks he's a pile of jobbies.

what a pile of jobbies.

jobbies by A D August 16, 2007