"A wee beige jobby, floating there, smiling at you!"

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

Ah'm gonnae jobby masel. That film wis pure jobby. C'mere ya wee jobby. Or for instance, tartin' up hooses in a cooncil scheme: "Aye well, ye cannae polish a jobby".

she thinks he's a pile of jobbies.

what a pile of jobbies.

"Who left that stinkin jobby in er"
"I canny flush 'is jobby away it's jist floatin 'er"
"The TV is pure jobby tonight"
"Keep yir jobby to yerself"
"Away and jobby yer pants ya big jobby-bum"
"Ma jobby wis jobby, i need another"
"that curry was jobby"

ooh my stomach is sore I think I may need a few jobbies