jobbie

Shite

I need a whopping jobbie

by Shizer August 25, 2003

jobbie

A childs word for shite.

"mummy, i need a jobbie"

by Snakeheid October 16, 2003

jobbie

Scottish word, means to poo or to generally do something.

1)"aye forced oot mah joobie too quack and noo its down mah leg"

2)"will someone help my open this jobbie"

by dannyboy14 October 26, 2006

jobbie

Noun. Word used to describe almost anything when the speakers brain is not able to work as fast as the speakers mouth.

You know...the jobbie with the things on it!!!

No, no, no, not that, the jobbie, get that fucking jobbie thing.

by Charlie007 October 21, 2004

jobbie

Contrary to popular belief, the lexeme of Jobbie doesn't have anything to do with defecating. A jobbie can be a thing or place.

1) I am trying to jimmy this jobbie open, but this jobbie won't jimmy. (OR, in ordinary English: I'm trying to pry this thing open, but this thing won't be pried.)
2) I'm all alone in this jobbie,
No one knows if I'm nice or snobby... (rhyming couplet)

by Agent Chainsawlady March 08, 2004

jobbie

something behind simeon's ear.

...and there, behind his ear was a great big jobbie!

Whats a jobbie?

by massman March 09, 2004

jobbie

1.A type of phallic symbol
2.The action of doing somting phallic

1.I got my jobbie stuck in my wanker
2.Get your wanker out of my jobbie!

by Shaft Ramrod May 08, 2003