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Israeli slang for a non-combatant soldier who serves his nation by doing secretarial work, clerking, counting inventory, or some other "job"-like function. Generally used with a hint of derision, as if the jobnik is lazier than a fighter.
Female form: jobnikit.
Plural form: jobnikim.
You want to be a jobnik? That's gonna be so boring, doing that for three years.
jobnik by MaSh92587 May 22, 2005
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A very athletic, smart, pretty, girl with beautiful hair. Jonikas have a voice of an angel and many friends. Jonikas usually have an awesome laugh. If you are looking for a Jonika, try checking the school play or the choir room, because Jonika will most likely have a star role or a solo.
Look! There's Jonika, playing Rapunzel, the lead role in the play!

Wow, just listen to Jonika's beautiful voice

I wish I could be as popular as a Jonika.

I love Jonika's hair!
Jonika by swimchickk January 10, 2012
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JoniKauf (aka Joni Kauf) is a proffesional (or godlike) trickjumper.
He is very known in the trickjump community (and he is very hot).
1. JoniKauf is Joni's twitter
2. JoniKauf, you're hot af
JoniKauf by PegnuiniceSR March 31, 2021
Pretty and very hard working. She doesn’t believe in herself and yet manages to believe in everyone else . She sometimes can be to loud and sing way out tone but it makes love her. Her kind heart manages to attract the best in everyone. She will never know her true beauty but that ok because her friends tell her every day.
Girl: Jonika you are so beautiful

Jonika: nah you are way more beautiful
Jonika by Cunt meter May 3, 2019
A term refers to a soldier in the IDF, whose profile is 64 or below, and is not a fighter, but in less important position, mostly clerical one.
The classic jobnick serves in the Kirya and comes back home everyday at 5 pm.
jobnick by phlegmat March 21, 2005
An extremely good guy with a fantastic future . Musch better then YOU at everything (cars).
Is defined - That's a real Jonik.
Jonik by Unodostresmaskulino February 18, 2020
man johniken is black
johniken by beeawo0 May 12, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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