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Israeli slang for a non-combatant soldier who serves his nation by doing secretarial work, clerking, counting inventory, or some other "job"-like function. Generally used with a hint of derision, as if the jobnik is lazier than a fighter.
Female form: jobnikit.
Plural form: jobnikim.
You want to be a jobnik? That's gonna be so boring, doing that for three years.
jobnik by MaSh92587 May 22, 2005
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A very athletic, smart, pretty, girl with beautiful hair. Jonikas have a voice of an angel and many friends. Jonikas usually have an awesome laugh. If you are looking for a Jonika, try checking the school play or the choir room, because Jonika will most likely have a star role or a solo.
Look! There's Jonika, playing Rapunzel, the lead role in the play!

Wow, just listen to Jonika's beautiful voice

I wish I could be as popular as a Jonika.

I love Jonika's hair!
Jonika by swimchickk January 10, 2012
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JoniKauf (aka Joni Kauf) is a proffesional (or godlike) trickjumper.
He is very known in the trickjump community (and he is very hot).
1. JoniKauf is Joni's twitter
2. JoniKauf, you're hot af
JoniKauf by PegnuiniceSR March 31, 2021
Pretty and very hard working. She doesn’t believe in herself and yet manages to believe in everyone else . She sometimes can be to loud and sing way out tone but it makes love her. Her kind heart manages to attract the best in everyone. She will never know her true beauty but that ok because her friends tell her every day.
Girl: Jonika you are so beautiful

Jonika: nah you are way more beautiful
Jonika by Cunt meter May 3, 2019
A term refers to a soldier in the IDF, whose profile is 64 or below, and is not a fighter, but in less important position, mostly clerical one.
The classic jobnick serves in the Kirya and comes back home everyday at 5 pm.
jobnick by phlegmat March 21, 2005
An extremely good guy with a fantastic future . Musch better then YOU at everything (cars).
Is defined - That's a real Jonik.
Jonik by Unodostresmaskulino February 18, 2020
black man
man johniken is black
johniken by beeawo0 May 12, 2018
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