Jonik
Jonik by Unodostresmaskulino February 18, 2020
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Janik
Janik is a boy who would do anything for his friends and family. He would never admit it, but he cares more about people than he realizes. He hides his true emotions because he doesn’t want other people to have to deal with it. If you have a Janik in your life hold on tight, if you let go for a second he’ll disappear. Janik likes to keep things simple, structured, and organized, however he is full of surprises. If Janik is comfortable around you you’ll see a whole new person. If you have a Janik in your life you know you can always rely on him to cheer you up and support you, but remember that he needs you as well. Janik never opens up about his emotions unless it’s to someone really close to him, such as a lover, and when he does be sure to take it seriously because he does not do it often. Love Janik with all your heart, because all he really wants is to be loved and cared for.
Janik by MooseLooksEverywhere May 31, 2021
Jongkey
Noun: The grouping of two famous Korean Pop Singers - Kim Jonghyun and Kim Kibum 'Key'.
Jongkey is a infamous pair that has quickly risen to fame in the SHINee fandom; its a phenomenon amongst fans, a "otp" that is enjoyed by millions. The popluar pair has plenty of fan communities on sites such as tumblr and livejournal alike. The two are known very well for flirting and camwhoring and Jonghyun - being the skinship king that he is - has a infatuation for touching Key in public (and private; or so us fans hope). Because of this, Jongkey is the first thing to come to mind when someone mentions SHINee pairs and/or otp's. However, Jongkey is often interrupted by the well-known cockblocker - Minho.
Jongkey is a infamous pair that has quickly risen to fame in the SHINee fandom; its a phenomenon amongst fans, a "otp" that is enjoyed by millions. The popluar pair has plenty of fan communities on sites such as tumblr and livejournal alike. The two are known very well for flirting and camwhoring and Jonghyun - being the skinship king that he is - has a infatuation for touching Key in public (and private; or so us fans hope). Because of this, Jongkey is the first thing to come to mind when someone mentions SHINee pairs and/or otp's. However, Jongkey is often interrupted by the well-known cockblocker - Minho.
Joniya
She is a great friend, will do anything for anyone in need. She has massive style and beauty, and all of that can't even compare to her sense of humor and intelligence. She is the most loving and caring person you could meet and when she loves she loves hard. When she says the words " I love you " she means but she won't say them easily. It will take her whole heart for her to tell you that she loves you but when she does it will be amazing.
Joniya by Youngghodess May 13, 2018
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.