IDF

Israel Defense Forces

One of the best armies in the world. They are so used to dealing with terrorism, that the U.S. had to copy their security measures in airplanes and airports. Every Israeli male and female must serve in the IDF for at least two years.
The IDF is currently building the Security Fence to give the terrorists a harder time to get to Israel.
by Rodzilla January 02, 2005
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Incompetent Dumb Fuck - a person that is highly arrogant and ignorant.
Transformer was on fire and he insisted on pouring water on it, what an IDF.
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Israel Defense Forces (IDF)
The IDF's duty is to defend Israel. Their main threats are the following: Hamas, Hezbollah, Islamic Jihad and Iran. Both men and women from all across Israel enlist to protect their country.
“Where there’s no road, the IDF paves one, no bridge, they build one, no answer, they find one. For them, no distance is too far, no ocean too vast, no mission too complicated. They get the job done.”

The IDF is committed to operating against any threat targeting Israeli civilians.”
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I Don't Fuck!

Something one may say accidentally when he/she (usually a he) is overwhelmed to an extent it affects his brain judgement.

The greatest fear of every man.
Hot ass babe: Hey sexy, you look hot, how about I give you a party.
Bobby: ..*drooling* .I.. Dont... Fuck!
by wtf March 19, 2005
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Irish Defence Force

Founded in 1922, the Irish Defence Force is the rightful owner of the abbreviation IDF at least in the defence force world seen as the Israeli Defence Forces were founded in 1948.
IDF doesn't mean Israeli Defence Force! It means Irish Defence Force!
by Waraddict October 30, 2006
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Stands for 'Israeli Defence Force', or 'Idiotic Dumb Fucks'. Widely considered the most evil army in history, the aim of this organisation is to ethnically cleanse the Palestinian population, take its land, and make its people survive a living hell. Its means are racism, illegal settlement-building, illegal wall-building, violence, incitement of violence, terrorism, and being utter bitches.
Netanyahu: They can't try me for war crimes, I'm IDF.
Arafat: Of course they can you idiotic dumb fuck, once there's a Palestinian state all the war criminals will be locked up behind bars.
by FreePalestine January 02, 2012
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IDF is an acronym for 'intelligent dance floor,' a form of house music popularised from the year 2017 when the Ministry of Sound in London installs its first dance floor that gives real time feedback to the DJ on the force applied by dancers feet and how accurately they are following the rhythm - and by extension their tiredness. This allows the DJ to better suit the music to the mood of the crowd. The actual music consistes of a mixture of original and remixed tracks that can easily change speed, without any of the accompanying 'cheesy' pitch changes. By 2020, IDF is able to operate without a DJ which leads to some very intersting phenomena, such as where a soul night is trashing out high speed terrorcore later in the night and hardcore raves that have slowed down to Classiclock!
Man I loved that IDF night at Gatecrasher. We went in to some gentle late 80s house and we went through trance, happy hardcore, gabba and slowed it right back down to some minimal techno later in the night!
by mids99 May 06, 2012
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