Jonnik

A lover of Anti Italian cuisine, such as the infamous "Pineapple Pizza", a delight to this type of man. They also have a dedicated bed time of 11:00pm every day, no exceptions. If he is awake past this time, then Dark Soul mobs will appear at his home irl.

Sane Person: Okay fellow italians, what do you want from Pizza Hut?
Jonnik: Pineapple Pizza
Sane Person: Kill yourself

by Cat Feeder April 4, 2021

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jobnik

Israeli slang for a non-combatant soldier who serves his nation by doing secretarial work, clerking, counting inventory, or some other "job"-like function. Generally used with a hint of derision, as if the jobnik is lazier than a fighter.
Female form: jobnikit.
Plural form: jobnikim.

You want to be a jobnik? That's gonna be so boring, doing that for three years.

by MaSh92587 May 22, 2005

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Jannik

Jannik is a noble, forthright, kind and trustworthy human being.

Bees, dogs, cats and squirrels love him.

This charming and handsome man always has an elegant and moderate demeanour, a huge heart and a clever and fair response to daily life matters.

My beloved Jannik is a treasured friend and partner.

by Chamaemelum_nobile June 27, 2019

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Jonning it

Smoking a cigarette all the way to the filter, and then possibly attempting to smoke the filter. Originated in Cedar, BC.

"Ew, shit, smoke that cigarette like a person. Why are you Jonning it?"

by foolishwun June 25, 2009

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Jonika

A very athletic, smart, pretty, girl with beautiful hair. Jonikas have a voice of an angel and many friends. Jonikas usually have an awesome laugh. If you are looking for a Jonika, try checking the school play or the choir room, because Jonika will most likely have a star role or a solo.

Look! There's Jonika, playing Rapunzel, the lead role in the play!

Wow, just listen to Jonika's beautiful voice

I wish I could be as popular as a Jonika.

I love Jonika's hair!

by swimchickk January 10, 2012

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