jobbles
"Check out her jobbles; they fill up the whole billboard."
"Michelle wanted to kick the wanker's jobbles."
"Michelle wanted to kick the wanker's jobbles."
jobbles by janelle renée August 18, 2006
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Jobbles • jobblestopper • jobless • Jobblenock • Joobles • jibblestimbling • jobbies on toast • jobbled • Jobbleknocker • jobbler
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Similar to Blowjobs, Blow Jobbies is basically sucking a jobby. This act is usually preformed on a Jobby Webcam session.
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Jobble
The act of purposely breaking or destroying your friends house/property, using such implements as eggs, whipping cream, hockey sticks, and fire.
One who jobbles can be known as a "Jobbla". These people are renown for their tendancy to jobble at house parties and the like.
It is considered poor etiquette to jobble whilst sober.
A game often played whilst jobbling is "Jobblecarton". This involves a carton of your selected juice being beaten around a room (preferably the kitchen), until sufficient damage has been done.
One who jobbles can be known as a "Jobbla". These people are renown for their tendancy to jobble at house parties and the like.
It is considered poor etiquette to jobble whilst sober.
A game often played whilst jobbling is "Jobblecarton". This involves a carton of your selected juice being beaten around a room (preferably the kitchen), until sufficient damage has been done.
Jobble by PaedophileJenkins April 7, 2011
Jobless
jobbies
originally a Scottish slang name for faeces (poo). Used to describe something or someone that is disliked by someone.
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