jobbled 

when an individual enters a situation on good terms, faces a dilemma or obstacle and is made much worse for wear because of said dilemma or obstacle, but before situation is over they fix the issue and everything works out in the end.

Mario was going to the store and got jobbled when he stepped into a puddle of horse piss and manure, but he was able to go to a costume party instead as a stable boy.

jobbled by StevenMarioA April 18, 2011

jibble jobbled

Confused, state of emotion, screwed up, an unorganized manner. A state of confusion. This is Jeremy's word!

My sales guys paper work is jibble jobbled!

jibble jobbled by jibble jobbled June 1, 2014

Jobble 

The act of purposely breaking or destroying your friends house/property, using such implements as eggs, whipping cream, hockey sticks, and fire.

One who jobbles can be known as a "Jobbla". These people are renown for their tendancy to jobble at house parties and the like.

It is considered poor etiquette to jobble whilst sober.

A game often played whilst jobbling is "Jobblecarton". This involves a carton of your selected juice being beaten around a room (preferably the kitchen), until sufficient damage has been done.

Hey Keith, lets bang 7 gram rocks and Jobble Tom's tonight!

Jobble by PaedophileJenkins April 7, 2011

Steve Jobbed 

To have your balls burned by a latop while using it on your lap.

I was using my PowerBook in the crowded lecture hall and got totally Steve Jobbed in about 5 minutes!

Steve Jobbed by TacticalMoFo September 1, 2008

Job Jobbed 

Completing a job
Once the job is complete you have jobbed the job

Husband : Be a good wife and make me a sandwich

Wife : Already have , Job Jobbed

Job Jobbed by Ollie Icon James November 6, 2011

Slobber Jobbed 

To receive a very sloppy, wet blow job. Typically involves spitting and excessive amounts of saliva.

Rachel slobber jobbed me last night. It was so wet and sloppy I nutted her throat in about two minutes.

Slobber Jobbed by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

jobbed 

To be the victim of a conspiracy; to lose a seemingly fair contest because of deceit; to be guaranteed to lose. The term derives from the professional wrestling term "jobber".

Brett Hart was jobbed in the infamous Montreal Screwjob.

The Seahawks got jobbed in Super Bowl XL.

jobbed by John L. Morgan June 5, 2007