jobbled

when an individual enters a situation on good terms, faces a dilemma or obstacle and is made much worse for wear because of said dilemma or obstacle, but before situation is over they fix the issue and everything works out in the end.
Mario was going to the store and got jobbled when he stepped into a puddle of horse piss and manure, but he was able to go to a costume party instead as a stable boy.
by StevenMarioA April 18, 2011
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Jobble

The act of purposely breaking or destroying your friends house/property, using such implements as eggs, whipping cream, hockey sticks, and fire.

One who jobbles can be known as a "Jobbla". These people are renown for their tendancy to jobble at house parties and the like.

It is considered poor etiquette to jobble whilst sober.

A game often played whilst jobbling is "Jobblecarton". This involves a carton of your selected juice being beaten around a room (preferably the kitchen), until sufficient damage has been done.
Hey Keith, lets bang 7 gram rocks and Jobble Tom's tonight!
by PaedophileJenkins April 07, 2011
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Jobble

To gargle one's testicles
To treat testicles as though they were mouthwash
"Jobble me, baby, jobble me"
"Why don't you jobble me"
"Yeah, you jobble those balls"
by Malfecient Employee November 11, 2009
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jobbles

"Check out her jobbles; they fill up the whole billboard."

"Michelle wanted to kick the wanker's jobbles."
by janelle renée August 18, 2006
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Jobbles

Well-Known is Jobbles the Brain Invader of Norwegian myth, he is said to enter ones brain when they are camping out near a large body of water and infest their brain cavities with purple eggs that will hatch three days later.
by larstait October 30, 2003
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jobble

Dude man, you're gaining some weight. You already have a jobble!
by Evelynne December 29, 2007
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jibble jobbled

Confused, state of emotion, screwed up, an unorganized manner. A state of confusion. This is Jeremy's word!
My sales guys paper work is jibble jobbled!
by jibble jobbled June 01, 2014
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