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Jobble

The act of purposely breaking or destroying your friends house/property, using such implements as eggs, whipping cream, hockey sticks, and fire.

One who jobbles can be known as a "Jobbla". These people are renown for their tendancy to jobble at house parties and the like.

It is considered poor etiquette to jobble whilst sober.

A game often played whilst jobbling is "Jobblecarton". This involves a carton of your selected juice being beaten around a room (preferably the kitchen), until sufficient damage has been done.
Hey Keith, lets bang 7 gram rocks and Jobble Tom's tonight!
by PaedophileJenkins April 7, 2011
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Jobble

To gargle one's testicles
To treat testicles as though they were mouthwash
"Jobble me, baby, jobble me"
"Why don't you jobble me"
"Yeah, you jobble those balls"
by Malfecient Employee November 11, 2009
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jobble

Dude man, you're gaining some weight. You already have a jobble!
by Evelynne December 29, 2007
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jobble

my jobble is milking
ayla suck on my jobbles
by jobblesucker67 January 26, 2026
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wobble jobble

When giving oral sex to a man, and you insert his scrotum in your mouth as well, then shake your head back and forth as if your shaking your head no.
I gave my husband a wobble jobble last night.
by Girl_in_PA April 13, 2017
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Nut Jobber

when you’d rather (spicy Boston accent) erra bend yourself into a a pretzel and lick your own bean bag...deez nutz erra, taint, rather than Hot Big Ben, Siphoes, cock throttling puss-say with your MDE caaaack
I know this sweet siphoe who seemed ok but after sniifing her STANK cock throttling sniizach I decided to just give myself a Nut Jobber rather than crossing that hot cess puss-say pool
by British Gal 1973 January 25, 2021
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Blow Jobbies

Similar to Blowjobs, Blow Jobbies is basically sucking a jobby. This act is usually preformed on a Jobby Webcam session.
Your Mum Gives Out Blow Jobbies more often than she gives out money.
by BCTC March 1, 2021
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